Alexander William

friend, alien, musician Gh: baltimoreboi1987

[jakegyllenshaals]

#yes jake we do

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Im pretty sure @headasseryprince and I are Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaul

[headasseryprince]

I have a photo for when @straightouttabaltimore87 acts up just in case u guys wanted to know how I deal w him

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Rude

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Ok BD is about to fall asleep but not because @headasseryprince told me to but because i made the decision to sleep.

[mrbeansuperfan-deactivated20230]

there was a fight outside the fish and chip shop tonight 

[mrbeansuperfan-deactivated20230]

two fish got battered

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Have you guys ever thought about how lonely the big text in a text post gets? Lets show big text that we love him just as much as small text.

[desrtemo]

straightouttabaltimore87 replied to your post: straightouttabaltimore87 replied to your post: …

Whatya gonna do throw a space rock at me

I’m launching it now

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Oh fuck

[headasseryprince]

Alex go to BED

[straightouttabaltimore87]

NO MOM

[straightouttabaltimore87]

I am BD now. Everyone bow down to your new BD leader

[straightouttabaltimore87]

@headasseryprince @bangthatemoji listen its the only way we’re gonna find out.

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Alright yall time to get the rulers out

[straightouttabaltimore87]

@texasdogdad see you get it

[straightouttabaltimore87]

The apple gets the avocado.

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Everything is fine and nothing matters.

[straightouttabaltimore87]

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Everytime i see @nutwarriors yelling in capital letters at people i just smile..that my boy...good awsten 

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Do you ever get stuck in a loop of Black Mirror episodes and end up questioning reality? No? Just me? coo

[straightouttabaltimore87]

Hello i have awoken from my slumber good day lads and girls