Book Monster Eliz

Welcome to the madness, here there be monsters, etc, etc. I am addicted to a good story, so be prepared to be inundated with fandom. 

[red-lamb]

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[homunculus-argument]

lmao the person who pulled a brexit on my friend group is currently accusing everyone else of acting childish for honouring the no-contact terms that she personally dictated. You can't just cut off everyone including your mother and then text her to ask her about the personal and private business of another family member you've disowned.

Girl you are 30 years old, how are you just now learning that if you slam a door shut on other peoples' faces, they might not want to open it for you anymore.

[atomikats]

his first point was going to be “i don’t even get up at night to pee”

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[teatitty]

Clint is such a PR nightmare I know in my soul that whenever someone puts a mic in front of him the other Avengers start frantically trying to stop him from opening his mouth. Janet physically shoving him out of the way of a camera and doing that fake high laugh to hide her panic as she does so. Steve feeling his soul leave his body anytime Clint starts answering questions. Jen refuses to act as his lawyer in any trials just on principle

Unfortunately they also do find it funny. That's part of the problem. Clint knows they find it funny so whenever he gets the chance he's aiming to break them on live TV. He'll argue with somebody until they're blue in the face if he can get away with it. He'll punch a show host in the face if they overstep. He doesn't care. Talk shit get hit is his entire philosophy

[chuunifox]

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[uneclipsing]

look at Diane Morgan as a knight right now. Look

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

To all the haters who say he's actually still alive, I got my news from a reputable source:

[fuzze5]

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones

[deadpowol]

[iibislintu]

“There is a lot about what is going on here that I don’t understand. But I am participating anyway.” ― Martha Wells

[pepperandpals]

Welp. The cockatiels have discovered Dungeons and Dragons

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[throatoftheworld]

Into the Wind by Jon Carling