and by "it", haha.. let's justr say.. my peanits

i am a real person i am a real person i promise i promise blog for my nasty fetish porn, so no minors PUH LEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! op is 24 - she/her

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who's gonna help me crack the entity?

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I'm cookin up somethin no one will like

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quickie for a friend👍

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list of pok/em/on I find notable, in case you want to make your own. the asterisk means I'm unsure about its presence, and some I just left out cause they're ugly

lech/onk oink/ologne silico/bra sanda/conda cub/choo san/dile + evolu/tions wo/obat swo/obat pop/lio + evolu/tions* tep/ig + evolut/ions sni/vy+ evol/utions spoi/nk* grum/pig* nos/epass pha/npy* giraf/arig* hyp/no dro/wzee chari/zard

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this was supposed to be a joke and then i got really into it

[nonpenetratingtrauma]

y/n does f/lowery's nasal endoscopy

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more carl

I’ll draw his co-workers (and his sneezy boss) in maybe a few thousand years

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carl, my new snz oc

i don’t have time to draw snz art of him rn but take a pre snz face

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writing and caught myself thinking there might be too much snz in this snzfic. why would i ever think that?? do you go to the candy store just to buy raisins??? fuck off

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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

everyone look at this post right now right the fuck now I’m so god damn serious. Look, but DON’T TOUCH, they’re not with us. Don’t tap the glass

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i can't believe that fuckass twink is starting to grow on me

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no matter what choice i make my psyche will stop at nothing to work against me

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so glad i dont have a foot fetish no one would like my nasty ass feet

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this actually got me puttin on my thinking cap hold on

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oh boy del/ta/rune tomorrow i cant wait to see who we sexualize to hell and back next

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so what did we think

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yeah you guys know the drill

[clovesnz]

Okay but imagine a world where like. It’s optional sort of like how orgasm is optimal? Like, you can make it happen, but you (with maybe a few very fringe exceptions) *have* to manually induce. But like, sneezing is still the only way to get a tickle out. So then it becomes a social norm that everyone just carries around inducing tools. Companies produce them, stylize them. But then, with all the power in their hands, people start doing it for fun. People getting drunk and inevitably competing to see who can get the most out. Or doing it as way to get someone’s attention. Some people will proudly do it in public but others hide themselves away to get all their sneezes out at home or in restrooms. Like just imagine all the little social dynamics that would arise out of all of it.

[clovesnz]

Maybe some establishments/places prohibit sneezing. They make you surrender inducing tools at the door cause it’s seen as a hygiene issue. But then if you end up with a tickle you’re just there with it stuck for hours till you can leave, desperately wishing for relief, resisting the temptation to break the rules and find something to relieve yourself. Maybe you meet someone at one of these places and it takes a few minutes but you notice they are a bit distracted. Then you start seeing the little nose touches. Discreet little sniffs. They’re trying to be subtle about it but you can tell they are in agony. You lean in close and lower your voice,

“You need someone to take care of that for you?”

“Wha-what?”

“They took your inducing tool at the door, didn’t they?”

“Oh, *hah,* snf, yeah. It’s okay, I’ll be fine”

“Really? Because you don’t *look* fine. You *look* like you really,, really want to get that out…”

Their breath catches and their eyes widen a bit at the suggestive edge to your voice,

“I’m pretty good with a hairpin, I could just,, sneak you to the back and…help you out with it…”

It takes them a moment, searching your eyes, deciding if they can really trust you. But their eyes have started watering, and their nose it twitching, and you can see the moment they fold, the offer too tempting in their desperation, and they nod, slowly,

“…okay”

Not more than a whisper, they surrender, let you take their hand and guide them out of sight of anyone running the place. Now you’ll just have to see if they can keep it quiet…

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alright you have my attention

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Snz fet couple idea: yin-yang

one person sneezes too easily and has to be trained to control their sensitive nose, while the other has a hard time sneezing and needs their sneezes encouraged and coaxed out. They’re opposites that perfectly complement each other