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Do you ever draw something that you're proud of, but its fetish art so no one will ever know? :///

Anyways. 🐉🐟 is hot

Ladies and germs, I'd like to present to you all with a ni/nah fic I call Catching his Cold. The summary goes as follows:

When Armageddon uproots one's life, it can push them into meeting the most bizarre people. In Es/en/in's case, he got stuck living in a stranger's house and was roomed with a man who claimed to always be cold, despite the heat. It wasn't only the cold that bothered him, though- he was quite sickly on top of that, leading to a near constant stream of shivering, sniffling, and sneezing from the poor thing. Es/en/in found his presence horribly annoying, but at the same time, there was something oddly captivating about that man. He just couldn't put his finger on it.

Shout out to anon for motivating me to put all my horny thoughts together into one coherent mass, you're a real one! I hope you all enjoy the yaoi! (*major spoilers for some parts of ni/nah!)

Here it is!

*updated with a google docs link because i deleted the ao3 version

And a picture of them! Just because I wanted to draw something <3

#I finally read this back after half a year and it's not as bad as I remembered #It definitely needs to be tightened in some places but I was damn passionate about this #I'm satisfied overall

vanillasnz

fic written by 40 year old straight men on the forum:

Lila had a big nose. The only thing bigger than her nose was her sneeze. One day, at the sleepover,

#HAHAHAHAHAHA #those mother fuckers are living in a completely different world from us #they livin in hell

I've proven to myself that if I'm passionate enough about something I can write a novella about it in two weeks but I haven't felt that passionate about anything since

#ni/nah

straightup-jerkingit

what sucks about being autistic is that I don't get to choose what I'm autistic about sometimes

straightup-jerkingit

I almost had a hyperfixation going and then I lost it. I haven't had a real hyperfixation in months. I need hyperfixations like I need crack cocaine. I need something to look at that'll just instantly boost my mood like it's some kind of magic. Having hyperfixations is what makes me feel truly alive.

for someone who doesn’t smoke i need a cigarette so often. I think all the secondhand smoke did something to me

No thought is wholly unique because every thought we have is based on things we’ve perceived before, and everything that’s perceptible to us has probably been thought of at least a few times. it’s also difficult to come up with something new without pulling inspiration from things we’ve perceived before. But at the same time, every thought is wholly unique because no two people can think about something in the exact same way.

I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.

#snz #snzblr

SO NICE YOU SEE IT THRICE

*takes a big hit of my blunt and blows the smoke in your face*

#I might even do it a FOURTH time #snz #snz art #snzblr #snz kink #snzfucker

drawing flowers while being a florists is so fucking funny "hmmm, what should this bouquet have? It must have roses of course, yes..... how about... I put a hydrangea riiight... here. yes, yes, good.... and what should i use to fill this space? a carn perhaps? no, no, there's already a carn right next to that space... aha! the tried and true alstroemeria! of course!" come on now

snzcomfortblog

Another commission, this time from @straightup-jerkingit !!!! Tysm for the support, it was fun to get an order for one of my own characters! You were very kind to work with :)!

#Go commission snz they're absolutely wonderful to work with! very thorough and timely!

there's really no reason to post this, I just became dissatisfied with the last result. I needed some peace of mind. I'm just working away at a piece of clay, constantly sculpting and re-sculpting again and again until I'm satisfied, and then I stop being satisfied and start the process all over again. smash the like button if you've ever felt this way

snzcomfortblog

alt text for easier reading but again, sorry for making a post like this and I'll go back to normal posting soon just wanted to reach out in hopes something changes

#signal boost 👍

what sucks about being autistic is that I don't get to choose what I'm autistic about sometimes

I'm never watching beavis and butthead because im afraid i'd get a crush on beavis. No one wants to see beavis here

Who are the invisible people in my notes ?

so nice you see it twice

(cw for hives, the act of vomiting, and some mucus)