Welcome to Straight White Boys Anonymous

Sharing what it's like to be on the receiving end of online dating and instant messaging, one straight white boy at a time.

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Matching up "extremely well" at 40%.

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A logical progression of conversation. 

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I'd love to send this to his mom

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I don't think you understand just how fast this message was sent

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Don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to, gentlemen. 

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I sure do, strange internet man. 

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Welp

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I see a bright future for us

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I speak a lot of languages, but this isn't one of them. 

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I ask people not to comment on my appearance because, as evidenced by the messages I post here, most of the men of OKC just can't handle it without being condescending, disrespectful, or downright disgusting.

Instead, I filled my profile out with tons of interesting tidbits about me to comment on. Those are the other things you can comment on other than my appearance. 

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Translation: "don't worry about your well-defined limits and wants in a relationship, I'm interested in you, and that's all that really matters."

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Jesus fucking christ on a tricycle 

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Join the club. 

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When I proceeded to ask if this was a joke, he decided to insult my appearance because he is such a gentleman. 

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"Exactly how I like it" I can't be the only one whose skin crawled

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/facedesk

I am so finished for tonight