Strait-Waistcoat

I like vests. Does anything else need to be said?

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[fullmetalballchemist-deactivate]

[wingsofahoneybee]

fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning

[wingsofahoneybee]

you're so right ive breached containment and my notes are full of delighted confusion

[williswillkillus]

Cowboys vs. Modernism in Glen Baxter’s cartoons.

http://www.glenbaxter.com/gallery/

[choodraws]

chaos reigns (modeled after that one saint livier etching by jacques callot)

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[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[under-the-arch]

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

[sun-flowers-sam-deactivated2019]

IM CRYING

[lizard-business]

My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”

And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[balthazarslostlibrary]

[snorlaxatives]

oh wow five years ago today the stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming around ikea in toronto…. now this is truly an iconic date in meme history

[snorlaxatives]

never forget

[brightereyes]

happy 10 years ikea monkey

[lordofmasks]

In the Land of Sweets: Peppermint | Camille Chew

A two color version of this holiday treats pattern. Available on Society6 and Redbubble.

[mcufam]

DAREDEVIL (1.01) | INTO THE RING

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[forthegothicheroine]

[insuredgecko]

Seeing a cardinal on a snow-covered pine tree is like you are exactly where you’re supposed to be little buddy keep it up

[insuredgecko]

[ID: A photo of a male cardinal sitting on a tree branch. The tree is covered in snow. End ID.]

this is EXACTLY where this animal goes

[lingonberryjamistakenwhat]

[visualsandvoices]

A modernization of hamlet that takes place in a bakery called “the danish king” and its kinda slapstick kinda not and hamlet is cleaning up the bakery, knocks a bag of flour, and the cloud of flour becomes his dads ghost and as their conversation ends he’s just looking at his reflection in the bakery window covered in flour and he wonders if he’s going mad

[birds-and-friends]

Baby tapir tests out his tiny trunk at Chester Zoo

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[spookygirlfriend]

[dappermouth]

Find it deep inside the house, where no one ever goes—down a lightless hallway, in the darker rooms below.

[asterwild]

PENGUINS. all of them!

(not precisely to scale, but close)