[yourstrulymyself]

This might be the best costume I’ve seen this year.

oc: She wanted to be her Grandma for Halloween🎃🎃👻

[bustyyspicee]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww 💓😍😍

[justcariii]

Best one she wins

[akemigirasol]

Everything about this picture is adorable.

[akvela]

This is so cute !

[adeles]

#maui you hypocrite

[jhholtzmann-deactivated20190111]

Writing in a coffee shop. In the study area there’s me, 7 other girls, and 1 dude whose name is probably Chad. Because Chad is the way that he is, he zeroes in on a pretty girl with her laptop out & headphones on and his thought process is like, “She totally wants me to talk at her for 20 minutes.“ 

So he chats her up, and when he’s about to leave he asks for her number. She politely says no. He’s all, “Then why did you talk to me? What’s your problem?” etc and finally stomps off in a huff like the grown ass man he is. His parting shot: “Well, GOOD LUCK making it as an actor.” (After which I’m assuming he high fived himself and whispered, “Nice one Chad.”) 

After he leaves, there’s like 5 seconds of silence before EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the study area just fucking CRACKS UP. It was the purest moment of human connection I have ever experienced. We are laughing our asses off. We are imitating Chad’s whiny pissbaby voice. I ask the pretty girl if that actually just happened. She says yes it did. I say, bullet fuckin’ DODGED babe. She laughs. I am reborn. We are all reborn. I don’t know what Chad was working on in this coffee shop, but there is a 100% chance it was 1. a screenplay, and 2. a remake of The Great Gatsby, but like it’s for millennials and a milquetoast white guy named Brent has a threesome with 2 beautiful hipster girls who both fall in love with him. It’s titled BOATS AGAINST THE CURRENT and it, like Chad’s love life, will never take off.

[thesketchyselkie]

Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”

[ickle-ronniekins]

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS

[harrypotterconfessions]

yesss more charlie thingssss

[pkpaulshow]

Role breakdown of a video game company

[argumate]

this post took several years off my life

[jeanox]

Now imagine being indie and doing all of that with just a few other people.

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[adeles]

I have crossed the horizon to find you…

[lemonlime]

communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it

[afloweroutofstone]

Now that’s the spirit

[shituationist]

That’s the plan.

[fed-detector-deactivated2018030]

I’m amazed he didn’t just say “a right to a pony, a right to a personal jet, where does it stop?” because that’s how ridiculous they think a right to healthcare is.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

I mean he literally just listed the most basic human needs…..he’s mocking socialism by stating the agenda of socialism…..I just……

[beercanbacon]

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

[lsdreaminn]

This is a very important lesson to learn

[thingofnewyork]

[tinysinner]

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

[staggot]

*looks at notes*

when suddenly

[adagalore]

[trilllions]

[alyciadebnamcareys]

[saintdollyparton]

HE WAS IN INTO THE WOODS WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED

[linssweater]

Lin’s new bio 🙌

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, January 30, 2017

[22angeles-deactivated20220822]

🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽