Mr. Benzedrine

Hi, I'm Patrick. I'm 25 They/Them please.

[goldencurryfanaccount]

Using this meme to explain inelastic demand to first year Econ students

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[amygdalae]

Mom just came dangerously close to keysmashing

[amygdalae]

Dad’s take on the situation

[alittlelights]

[missameliasmithers]

The canon OT3 

[gayblackgeek]

#let’s go steal us a healthy poly relationship #with boundaries and diverse interests #and the best trick of all #LET’S STEAL THE CANON

[gaynfl-moved]

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

[tommyswiseau]

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

[afloweroutofstone]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

ok, and what did the 12 disciples have?

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

Libra season vs. Scorpio season

[fodsley]

[gffa]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING STAR WARS ITSELF HAS EVER PUT OUT

[megaminds-megamilkers]

@hornyjarjarbinks

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Nothing stays gold

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Wait nothing golden stays

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Meesa blood rushing to fucking bombad cock cant concentrate

[garrettauthor]

That last comment kicked me in the dick like Qui-Gon is about to do to Jar Jar.

[rvnoir]

Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[higgsboshark]

Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Maybe the real Hot Guy™ was the antiperspirant we found along the way.

[advancedtreelover]

Plus, men’s deodorants (and other cosmetics too) smell for much longer time than women’s. I checked this numerous times and it’s at least twice as long.

[purplespacecats]

[fluffmugger]

Gen X are doing it too bitches. 

[xonmybullshitx]

How is that terrifying though 😆 fuck god and the eagle he flew in on

[fluffmugger]

it’s terrifying to people who think you can’t be a moral, socially conscious person who does good deeds without being threatened with an eternal barbequing of your nads.

[bilbon-socket]

THIS. 

[memewhore]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[niksfake]

This is, hands down, the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[himbo-kronk-stan]

Ok so Thor is great and all, but do you know who really deserves the title of best Himbo?

[himbo-kronk-stan]

I stand by my beliefs

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[readableporn]

I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions

[units214]

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