[mwagneto]

Scott arriving to the avengers compound where everyone is miserable because their friends are dead but it’s ok cuz he gave up hope years ago and he’s got a gen z way of dealing with depression

[heartofironman]

NASA doing their part.

[uservroomvroom]

this is really Tony Stark’s world and we’re just living in it huh

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Don retweeted it!

[honeysweetbunny-deactivated2020]

I’m glad to know more than one asked this

[knifefightscene]

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

[lillyevanssss]

find out your aesthetic here and put it in the tags

[elijah-kamski]

I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

[fugayyyku]

Anthony…Potts

[robertdowneyjjr]

okay okay but imagine

Tony officially changes his name to Tony Stark Potts and his initials become TSP. Pepper calls him her teaspoon bc, well. He’s the little spoon.

[fugayyyku]

You….you bring me so much good content I’m actually crying

[justqueenthoughts]

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[swolecheck]

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

[blaqpanther]

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

[butchdom]

Grow baby grow

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

[daeranilen]

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

[starryfictionalgirl]

This sounds exactly like how my mom talks like half the time.

[avengemenugget]

Also a variant:

Mom: I hear what you’re saying but I think that agreeing with it or validating your argument will put me down so I will attack the tone in which you said it. I will now make this conversation about your tone and not at all about anything you said.

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[avengemenugget]

If Parks and Rec suddenly became a cop show

[localstarboy]

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

[karadin]

that’s not petty, that’s MANNERS and RESPECT

[thelittleblackfox]

Heroes

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[rainboflg]

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018]

@shootingshidae

[solarwoos]

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

[kaldwinss]

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

[rachellephant]

anyways hermione is a cutthroat bitch and her demonizing divination is due to the fact that she literally #cannot with emotional forms of magic. quidditch? which requires an emotional partnership of trust with the broom? nope. divination? which requires an emotional openness and willingness to forego logical conclusion at the whims of fate? are u fuckin kidding me. patronuses? which require not just technical skill but also a deep connection with your own emotional core? uhhhhh we’ll just let harry handle that one.

movie!hermione, w/ her advanced emotional intelligence and absolute willingness to meet each and every emotional need the boys have, should have of course been good at emotional magics like divination. shes fucking superwoman. but book!hermione? who destroyed a girls face without mercy because she ratted out the DA? who erased her parents memories so she could fight in a war? who solved dumbledores’ mysteries using ancient runes, an art that is practically the math of magic? book!hermione will destroy you and she will do it armed with the cold hard facts and the cold hard facts alone. book!hermione doesn’t give a shit. instead of getting a regular pet, book!hermione was drawn to a magical cat who is self-serving and intellectual and helped her gather clues rather than serving as an emotional companion. i mean fck.

full offense but hermione is so hardcore and logic-driven and she literally could give a SHIT about ur feelings

[ichoseoddlydrawnmuffins]

i relate to this on a spiritual level.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

Types of Girls: sky edition 

Star girls: loves rose gold and glittery makeup, always down to have fun, thrives on excitement, stands up for their friends, self doubt, a night owl, glowing skin 

Moon girls: always appears serene, doesn’t like to reveal true feelings, the mom-friend, knows how to make you feel better, sensitive, may be fake-happy 

Sun girls: in love with adventures, obsessed with people they like, easily distracted, tries hard to fit in, likes picnics and roses, radiant smile, loves singing 

Cloud girls: cute dimply smiles, can bottle up emotions until they burst, enjoys sunsets and lava lamps, likes creating art and photography, carefree 

Rain girls: likes diaries and making playlists, easily anxious, feels at peace among nature, sad resting face, very affectionate, has an eye for aesthetics

[meangirlnurse]

my cat likes to sit in my window, which faces the street, and i can hear people saying hi to him from the sidewalk

just

[happy high pitched voice] hi kitty cat!!!!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

someone walked by talking to his dog and said “yeah! that’s a kitty cat, huh???” and i was like aw that’s cute 

but then he said, more quietly “i think that’s [my cat’s actual real name]!”

I DON’T KNOW THIS PERSON

WHAT 

WHO ARE YOU 

[meangirlnurse]