Hi, It's Me. Those Things

up to or at least 30 United States years old [adult] Tumblr veteran on third main blog trying to avoid further psychic damage via minimal Tumblr use. we post what we feel like posting 👍 watch out (🔞). pronouns: I'll never tell 😏

[strangeconfusingcreaturethings]

hi there

I'm not normal. welcome to my blog. this post is for reference 👍‼️ below the read more find general content warnings, info abt contacting me, and some tags we use regularly

things I post or rb to be aware of:

- adult content

- stuff abt disability, neurodiversity, plurality

- things that might have nuance beyond the text/media within the post you're looking at [do not take any post or set of posts as a complete view of how I feel]

- jokes that may not be labelled as such

please also note we alternate singular and plural first person pronouns when referring to the self

when contacting me:

I like making friends! Don't hesitate to reach out and start a conversation. Please do not read brief messages as annoyance or reluctance to chat.

- if you are contacting me to share a callout post or tell me someone I follow/rb/etc is vaguely problematic I will not respond

- if you are contacting me to tell me something I reblogged was posted by [insert type of person here] and it doesn't immediately pertain to the post (for example, a post abt feminism posted by a TERF) I will not respond, I don't vet posters if I don't immediately see red flags and I don't need encouragement to do so

- if you have additional context for something I posted please do share that!

tag system:

#art and #comics - sometimes I forget abt the comics tag so there's comics that end up tagged art

#creaturethings plural is my plurality tag

#read later for if I want to explore sources or recs in a post

#the creaturething's wisdom is my original post tag

for fandoms we may use abbreviations (tazb for the adventure zone balance, tadc for the amazing digital circus) and for others esp with common or short acronyms we use full/shortened titles (miraculous ladybug, project hail mary). I don't want to list every fandom tag but I try to tag most all fandoms

#ref for reference

#fave for posts I particularly like

sometimes if I know I want to find a post again I'll try to put a brief description or quote in tags for searching esp if it's a video or image post

[paparoach]

[saltedume]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[teathattast]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[pitbolshevik]

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

[everyday-cutephoto]

[toxicknightyuri]

“don’t make villains who are plural” WRONG, boring. make plural characters who are villains for unrelated reasons. she just wants to blow up the sun with her laser beam and just happens to be a system on the side

[asksloyxp]

Spent my morning right: dialing in Gandalf's massive bazongas

[dailyflicks]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (2006), dir. by Kenny Ortega

[mf-dude]

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

[mabelsguidetolife]

it’s just this

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[faoileog]