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[lustcannibalism]

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

[cats-being-amazing]

[sorrrowfull]

[the-big-mood]

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

[j-swin79]

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[sassyphantomkoala]

Thank you for reminding me of my privilege, by helping me remember that as an allo person I never lost my keys.

[c-rowlesdraws]

every time…

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[charlesoberonn]

You named your cat "mouse"?

[saintmelangell]

[earthmovers]

always thinking about this

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[cyberglittter]

hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[0xeyedaisy]

Remembered Sink Dog and wanted to draw her 🧼

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine