everyone's favorite gamer...
is coming to the big screen
cuts to Wilfrid played by Keanu Reeves What a bummer!
Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
Alex wakes up giddy for the morning as Sammy is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read the "missing person" email and remember to wake up Michael, who's alarm is the local radio
"in other news, Sammy Pak has been-"
Michael, played by Topher Grace "It's a me! Your friend, Michael! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
Rory, played by Alex Wolff, "just go on without me, man"
Alex: "but together we are Alex Yiik and Friends!
Without you l'm just... Regular Alex Yiik."
A group of friends will find themselves
Vella: "what?! Sammy is missing?"
Chondra: "and the soul survivors took her?"
but first they have to find THE ESSENTIA
Krow: "I know what girls like!"
Krow presents a gift to Allison
background music goes silent
camera angle changes to side shot of both the handsome krow and allison
The present shoots flames in krow’s face for 1.5 seconds then dies for another second of silence
Who might need to be saved from Proto-Alex
Asuka: "I haven’t gotten to my character yet. All I know is my costume has wings!”
this summer is going to be
Jack Black as Xenanu twerking
Michael Cera voicing the cgi sheep person enemy: "aaawkward"
this summer is going to be...
montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
this summer is going to be!
montage of every time they say "Y2K" in the movie
YIIK: A Post Modern MOVIE,..
romaincrisis
annaxmalina
origamiaround
baratheonpilled
titsay
blakekathryn
