Fuck

Hi! Im 19 and have no fucking life to live and live off of coffee and rum!

[strangeraccoon]

Im sorry guys but i gotta delete my tumblt because it wont let me login on my desktop anymore because tumblrs a fucking joke.... ill try and readd everyone .... ill try and keep my old url simular.... im soo sorry... blame fucking tumblr

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[slutcitytrash]

Holy hell. The reminders.

[daily-deliciousness]

Ultimate mac and cheese idea generator

[danger]

[strangeraccoon]

Ive come to the conclusion..... im undatable and probs too ugly for someone to date me.... i shall be alone and the "aww youre such a good friend tho" that is my fate and its taken me this long to figure it out .... woo...

[strawberrynettles]

[mostlycatsmostly]

2spooky

(submitted by @kennethwittensiii)

[strangeraccoon]

Guess who gotta new car #integra #acuraintegra #newcar #manualtransmission #wooo #jdm

[radracer]

Toyota Celica Supra A60

[corvoblinks]

me, when I see my favorite video game that’s a couple years old in the store priced at $10.99: it’s ok baby I know you’re worth more than that don’t let them tell you otherwise you’ll always be $60 in my heart ily stay outta trouble now

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

me, when i see a 15-year-old nintendo game in the store still priced at $60: why

[bunney]

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

[aviculor]

it’s the only way they can hear it

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton

[beakybirds]

Sleepy bird love is the best kind there is.

[autisticawesomeness-archive-blog]

Passing as a neurotypical in social situations is like playing a game with rules you didn’t create and that you don’t know the objective of. 

[gogomrbrown]

Maybe the parks can borrow some of that military spending..

[thejusticethatissocial]

some quality advice right here ^^

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”