barollisi brainrot

i need to beat sonny carisi with a metal pipe because i love him

[dr-gaytorius]

quizlet has been paywalled to the point of being nigh unusable. you have to be fucking kidding me. can we have anything? fucking anything? it's literally a way to study for exams. students enter data from their own work and turn it into flashcards and study guides and tests so that others taking the same courses can also use these materials to study. and you're going to paywall it. and you fucking KNOW that money isn't going to the people actually making the website's content, lmfao. not only is this to profit off of other people's work, but it's just another way that learning and education are being made financially inaccessible. I crave blood

[livbensonfinalgirl]

what's true to me is liv & rafa still not being on speaking terms but barba refusing to be a deadbeat uncle so he shows up to the apartment once a month mad asf at the door like hey. Taking noah to little shop of horrors. 😒 we'll be back later😒 and olivia is like k. bye🙄

[livbensonfinalgirl]

in line with that anon it's like. what if elliot knew re-entering olivia's life and therefore The Show, would inevitably cause kathy's death in the life of the show? what if he went back in to get olivia out? what if this whole time he's been aware that this—The Show—is just one of the parallel universes because he's been to the others when he left. and he isn't allowed to outright tell olivia but he's been trying to get her to realize, to escape it?

[livbensonfinalgirl]

sorry but like. "you would've loved it" / "what we were to each other was never real" / the orchestrating of bringing rollins back into her life / even "did they change the sauce?" "no that must be your palate" / "what if it does work out?" / "lead you to happiness, liv"

Like walkkkk with me for a minute

[livbensonfinalgirl]

i see your "olivia is always entering a scene on her phone because she's texting elliot" and raise you a "she's been using candy crush to regulate her emotions since 2014 and is on level 6,894"

[frootyr]

i just know alex is obsessed with casey’s dimples

[specialvalentinesunit]

[voidandelectricityeater]

i like to think of rafael as an angry queer rights activist, that comforts me

[mildlyconcerning]

Nick Amaro + Random Touch: Olivia Bensen + John Munch

[valeress]

“does he(amaro) always do what you tell him to?”

“it’s not like that, jeannie, we’re partners.”

“yeah, and you’re the boss.”

[valeress]

LISTENING TO Jeannie having sex while they’re watching her from a distance omg…

[valeress]

whoever wrote 14x09 needs to get their ass ate

[valeress]

“does he(amaro) always do what you tell him to?”

“it’s not like that, jeannie, we’re partners.”

“yeah, and you’re the boss.”

[valeress]

LISTENING TO Jeannie having sex while they’re watching her from a distance omg…

[valeress]

“does he(amaro) always do what you tell him to?”

“it’s not like that, jeannie, we’re partners.”

“yeah, and you’re the boss.”

[daenerys-targaryen]

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

[valeress]

okay uploading my saved lao edits

[sonnykewpie]

partner unearthed this old barisi doodle of mine

[request-remand]

Did you order some truly tooth-rotting Barisi fluff to soothe the soul?

Marry Me a Little (4382 words) by request_remand Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Law & Order: SVU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rafael Barba/Dominick "Sonny" Carisi Jr., and maybe a touch of a hint of Rolivia Characters: Rafael Barba, Dominick "Sonny" Carisi Jr., Olivia Benson, Amanda Rollins, Katriona "Kat" Azar Tamin, Mentioned of the rest lol Additional Tags: established barisi, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Marriage Proposal, This one goes out to the musical theater freaks, basically Sonny bullies (loves) Rafael into playing Bobby in company, and falls in love with him about it Summary: In which Sonny Carisi discovers that his boyfriend Rafael Barba is an incredibly talented singer and pushes him to grow more comfortable with it, falling in love more every step of the way

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62272165

[svu-bracket]

playoffs (round 1)

who is the better lawyer?

casey novak (seasons 5-9, 12-13)

gillian hardwicke (season 12)

Voting ended onJan 24, 2025

descriptions under the cut

casey novak (diane neal) -> appeared in 105 episodes over 7 seasons. according to her wiki fandom has the highest canon conviction rate (71%) of any lawyer in the franchise and was physically assaulted five separate times. that one time lied about evidence which resulted in a brady violation and her suspension.

gillian hardwicke (melissa sagemiller) -> appeared in 10 episodes in season 12. transferred to manhattan svu from brooklyn because she wanted to work with benson and stabler. said she had a 92% conviction rate in her first episode.

[valeress]

read this spoiler for the latest episode even though i’m on s14 and yeah. something something the olivia’s own ptsd being projected onto carisi