Strangest Things

dedicated to the fruity four

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If ST4 was a 80s sitcom

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Eddie: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you and Buckley have going on.

Nancy: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm mean and Robin is not.

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Dustin: I brought reinforcements.

Robin: You brought Steve?

Dustin: No, but I brought the next best thing.

Eddie: Hey.

Robin: Eddie? You brought Eddie? The next best thing would have been Nancy!

Eddie: Normally I'd be offended, but Wheeler is freakishly strong.

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Robin, to Nancy: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Steve: You did. You said Nancy should be boss.

Eddie: And then you said "let’s vote" and it was unanimous.

Steve: And then you made her a little plaque that said "boss of us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Robin: Valid points, all.

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Robin: That, uh, dress is really working for you, Nance.

Nancy: Yeah?

Robin, mumbling: It's working for me too.

Nancy: You’re flirting with me.

Robin: Something like that.

Nancy: Finally! Do it some more.

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Nancy: Please? For me?

Robin: Don't do that.

Nancy: What?

Robin: You think whenever you say "Please? For me?" that I'll just do anything you want. Well, not this time.

Nancy: Please? For me?

Robin: Okay.

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Nancy: This will probably go faster if we split up.

Robin: *nods*

Robin: Can I come with you?

Nancy: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?

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Nancy: Being bisexual means I can only like two things so I've chosen Robin and my guns.

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Eddie, walking into the kitchen: Hey, do we have any flour?

Steve: Yeah, why?

Eddie: Some kids outside want cocaine.

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Steve: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Robin: Do not do that.

Steve: You won't even notice!

Nancy: Hey, did you guys need anything?

Steve: Robin's single.

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Robin: You high-fived me for dating your ex-girlfriend but won't let me back into the house because I ate your bagels? Priorities, Steve.

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Nancy: When did Steve say he was going to pick you up?

Robin: He's not.

Nancy: Why?

Robin: Because I told him you asked me to spend the night.

Nancy: I didn't ask you to spend the night.

Robin: Well you should, 'cause I'm not leaving.

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Robin, about Nancy: I'd follow her to the Upside Down and back, but honestly I wish she'd just stop going there.

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Steve: So what do you think?

Robin: Oh, I wasn't listening but I strongly agree with Nancy.

Steve:

Steve: She's not even here.

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Nancy: Steve and Eddie think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.

Robin: Nancy, you have to stop being so competitive. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!

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Nancy, to Vecna: I'm not scared of you. None of us are.

Eddie: actually i kinda am

Robin: me too

Steve: i think we all a-

Nancy: guys, shut up