Darling I'm A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream.

a rose garden filled with thorns

[strangerwoulditbe]

Tripping mother fucking billies!

Deadpool 2

[strangerwoulditbe]

Nice to meet you! ...It really wasn't, at all.

Southern Charm

[strangerwoulditbe]

"Are you having fun?" "I'm having bourbon."

Jessica Jones

[strangerwoulditbe]

If you don't have anything nice to say just, you know, lie.

Jessica Jones

[strangerwoulditbe]

Goodbye, Reuben. I hope they have free express shipping in heaven.

Jessica Jones

[strangerwoulditbe]

Hello, welcome to Everlasting! The whole show's a lie. Shhhhh, don't tell anybody.

Unreal

[strangerwoulditbe]

I was worried I was never going to have children, because I have this very serious medical condition where I only date assholes.

Vanderpump Rules

[strangerwoulditbe]

You know what my favorite time of day is? Taking my ambien.

Love

[strangerwoulditbe]

Liar, liar, ho on fire.

The Real Housewives of New York City

[strangerwoulditbe]

I reject your whole premise. That's all people do, try to change. The real me is an asshole with no filter, believe me, I've tried. But then I realized the brave thing is to be you and accept the consequences.

The Magicians

[strangerwoulditbe]

"I thought you were in a pysch ward?" "I was, but thanks to 14 pills I took this morning, I am perfectly sane. Yup, I can't feel a thing."

The Magicians

[strangerwoulditbe]

You know what parents teach us about emotions, right: To never speak about them, and to bottle them up, and turn them into maps possibly?

The Magicians

[strangerwoulditbe]

What is sex? And who is Ed?

The Magicians

[strangerwoulditbe]

Andy Cohen:"What's the secret to a happy marriage?" Connie Chung:"Never do anything together."

Watch What Happens Live

[strangerwoulditbe]

Producer: "Would you be sad if SUR burned down?" Jax: "No."

Vanderpump Rules

[strangerwoulditbe]

Sometimes in life you see yourself really clearly, and everything is really simple. And you think, "Fuck. This. Shit."

The End of the F***ing World

[strangerwoulditbe]

This is a love story...with a body count.

Altered Carbon