SMR @strangestmist - Tumblr Blog

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

rylandsgrace

KEN Things Ryan Gosling Can't Live Without | GQ

pizzee

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

empressofsnow

fairycosmos

if a vampire sucked my blood i would be soooo embarrassed at not being a refreshing drink. like sorry about the microplatics queen

singing-not-sleeping-beauty

I don't want a direct sequel to the DnD movie

I want more DnD movies with the same cast, but they play totally different characters every time, except for Xenk, who is the only recurring character in the entire franchise

robotzzz

Are you taking his hand or not

wolves-willow

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

jaesrri

vacuously-true

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

nudityandnerdery

vacuously-true

cinemacrypt

The Lighthouse (2019)

mercutihoe

I’m

nerdreamer

alphacrone

no one seems happier in life than those eccentric old ladies who wear all one color or collect frogs or have wacky hair colors and usually live alone with some funky pets and have weekly book club meetings with their equally amazing friends

nightfoot

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we're forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

rhinco

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it