What's Up?

Have you ever walked past a stranger, and happen to catch a sentance or two of their conversation?

[strangestrangerspeak]

The nose..... LOOKS LIKE A NOSE

art class peers

[strangestrangerspeak]

I was happy. but, i was also like I really hope its not a sex dream.

unnerved person 

[strangestrangerspeak]

Have you seen his face? he's definitely been stalked before

gossiping roomates

[strangestrangerspeak]

A morbidly obese pterodactyl on a segway

unknown

[strangestrangerspeak]

Detach and Deploy!

person telling a person to get their butt over to where they where

[strangestrangerspeak]

"Wrong hole.... wrong hole aghhhh".......Thats what he said

Person trying to plug a charger in without looking and being mocked by her friend

[strangestrangerspeak]

A girl said she'd go lesbian for me

A Guy

[strangestrangerspeak]

I tried to pierce your nipple! it was too rough

(Overheard at Chili's)

[strangestrangerspeak]

Two husbands and still single as ever

exasperated friend

[strangestrangerspeak]

Sometimes the clothes just come off. and people pay you for it.

a friend of a friend

[strangestrangerspeak]

"its like a cookie"  --- "no its not, its like a mistake" *said in a despairing tone*

Passing argument in the kitchen (over eating dry ramen)

[strangestrangerspeak]

it's tight!"  "tighter than your sisters jeans.

Some Random dudes in the hallway