mildly condescending shoujo

"bella you are like the definition of tease" °˖✧◝('▽')◜✧˖°

[kurosawarinko]

橋姫後日談SSの挿絵2/5

[kurosawarinko]

橋姫後日談SSの挿絵4/5

[kurosawarinko]

橋姫後日談SSの挿絵5/5

[kurosawarinko]

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[kurosawarinko]

6/2は博士の誕生日です！塗り絵はこちらからぜひ〜！→http://firestorage.jp/download/393e09b3fd5c144ab64b9e1c268860fe0c0679d7

[kurosawarinko]

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[kurosawarinko]

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[kurosawarinko]

朗読CDvol.5は夏目漱石「変な音」！カオル×玉森(最後のルート)がベースです。

[kurosawarinko]

2016年夏コミ無配！「古書店街の橋姫」初頒布時の付録ポスカです。

[kurosawarinko]

「々」「フレグランス」発売特典SS、公開中です(*´｀*)　https://adeltaz1.wixsite.com/hashihime/blank-30

[kurosawarinko]

コラボカフェ記念ポスカ

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[paxamericana]

dinner's on me

[dementedgnomicwizard]

today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing

[dementedgnomicwizard]

kids are the funniest people in the world when i worked at an elementary school during lunch one day the class unprompted started talking abt what they wanted to be when they grew up and this kid beckoned me over and was like

kid: when i grow up i want to be a cristopoper

me: a what?

kid: a cristopoper

me: i don’t think i know what that is!

kid: it’s a person who comes up with the names for different careers

me: oh, that—

kid: yeah, i just started my career. just now

me: oh my god

like he fucking got me. thats genius. thats a well constructed bit. he was 8

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[gallnerkyle]

guy who's about to invent the webp file: what if there was a file format that made you suicidal

[miss-wizard]

jung just appeared before me and told me im actually a new archetype called the Special Princess and that everyone has to be nice to me or he will get his cruel mage jaques lacan to trap you in a mirror