Johnlock Hell

Miranda|19|Cis female|Johnlock is my brand|I was told and I was fucking listening|HIATUS until whenever Johnlock becomes canon

[cherloak]

i love everstrange a lot???

[kingshezza]

Hey kids it's been a while but do any of you have a link to watch IT?

[kingshezza]

Oh shit waddup

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[kingshezza]

sherlock, second smartest man in london: what is this thing on the drone

john, the doctor who never returned from war: what is this thing on the drone

mycroft, MI6, the british government: explodey thing. goes boom when there's stuff

[kingshezza]

Anyway get I might start using this fuckin blog again

[graceebooks]

lestrade: omg are you guys ok what happened is that blood where is mary

sherlock: *sets up projector*

sherlock: *sets up projector screen*

sherlock: *sets up podium with mic*

sherlock:

[newtgeiszler]

[deaded]

why did mycroft bring up redbeard at the wedding

[80scifi]

[stormsborn]

[kingshezza]

Eeeeyyy remember me👍👍👍👍

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

BACK FROM THE WAR

[kingshezza]

I have risen

[kingshezza]

Eeeeyyy remember me👍👍👍👍

[kingshezza]

I ALSO think the world needs to know i am now the proud owner of a basset hound puppy named Mulder

[meanplastic]

[chucklebot]

I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* 

[if-you-see-gay-me]

motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me

[mlthrowaway]

[dyketm]

sherlock’s go-to swear (if you can call it that) being “for god’s sake!” is even tinier and cuter with the knowledge that he thinks “short arse” is super rude and intimidating

[duskybatfishgirl]

Benedict Cumberbatch is a gift for which I am immensely & continually grateful…