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Project Hail Mary - Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
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EVA STRATT EVA STRATT EVA STRATT EVA STRATT
FOREVER AND EVER AMEN
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Eva Stratt: Patron Saint of Impossible Circumstances
ryland “whoomp there it is” grace and eva “weemp weemp” stratt
Just so I'm clear, you're asking me, right now, to give up my life. I am. We all are.
so eva stratt really looked grace dead in the eye and sang, “welcome to the final show / hope you’re wearing your best clothes” before proceeding to pack up his silly science pun shirts and his favorite sweater for a suicide mission he didn’t want to go on, huh?
i am severely attracted to eva stratt
Ryland Grace gay as hell if she looked at me like that I’d have shown her a real Hail Mary
so the project hail mary ground team probably had communication with the ship for a little bit before it traveled out of range, right?
i’m talking video feed, microphone, and remote access to the care robot.
stratt watched the ISS crew assist yao and ilyukhina and a sedated grace prepare for their induced coma. she heard ilyukhina make a joke about waking up the most well rested she’s ever been in her life. she watched yao shake hands with the crew captain and thank them for their help. she watched the fate of humanity drift off to sleep, watched as the ISS crew wrote “good luck!” on the sleep pods, watched the hail mary detach from the ISS.
stratt checked the feeds almost obsessively. she would pull up the cameras and tap into the microphone, even though she saw no movement and heard no sound. she scrolled through health reports that she couldn’t understand. it became part of her routine. despite all her bravado, all her efforts to remain distant and detached, these people had become her friends.
and she had betrayed them all, in some way. grace most of all, yes, she had forced him on a mission he didn’t want to go on, had signed his life away to the stars for the sake of a dying star and a suffering planet, but she had also betrayed yao and ilyukhina, sending them on a mission without knowing that grace had said no. a lie of omission, but a lie nonetheless.
once the ship had cleared the requisite distance from the ISS and any satellites, the astrophage engines kicked on. the speed increased and with it the distance, which eventually led to delays in communication with the ship. the reports began to slow, delayed by a few hours, then days, then weeks. the video feed became glitchy before going dark. the mic feedback was nothing but static.
the hail mary became a ghost — something that was there but could not be seen or reached.
but perhaps most haunting of all was the last report ground control was able to receive:
STATUS
YAO - DECEASED
ILYUKHINA - DECEASED
GRACE - ALIVE; Vitals: WNL
she would, actually
love this woman
Grace Rocky save stars!