Still being just a little crying baby. @strawberriemarie - Tumblr Blog

primadonna girl, would you do anything for me? buy a big diamond ring for me? would you get down on your knees for me? pop the pretty question right now, baby beauty queen on a silver screen living life like im in a dream i know i’ve got a big ego i really don’t know why it’s such a big deal, though

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Earth, Wind & Fire - September

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It’s September bitches

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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

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The wife:

The mom:

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So I drew this really late at night a few days ago and can’t understand why I thought this would be an “ok” thing to do. none the less, here it is.

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still the best undertale art

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When you see a girl out with her boyfriend and she is dressed up and he is wearing basketball shorts and a tshirt with a fish on it

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“Phew that was an adrenaline rush!

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me

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I love the theory that he is some sort of trickster or chaos god

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YALL

WHEN I SAY TWITTER IS TURNING INTO 2013 TUMBLR

I FUCKING MEAN IT

good.

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Ofc

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances