Make The Lost, Found

{ why do porn sites follow me on tumblr and IG I've never posted a nude omg }

[farmsuggestion]

hay hay moo moo I don’t like your tractor

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for alexander hamilton,, a founding father and 1 tru daddy of america <3

it’s been a good run but i think it’s finally time to put our dicks back in

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for telling your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for our house, in the middle of the street

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for peanut butter jelly time

[farmsuggestion]

When HonkyTonk Badonkadonk comes on at the Cracker Barrel

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[tibets]

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

[brawling]

me losing my virginity

[strawberry-bitchh]

me: wakes up

me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure

[timeaway]

Dont feel bad about feeling

[hurricaneclouds]

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

[cryhaver-deactivated20160707]

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[farmsuggestion]

i know when that rooster sings, that can only mean one thing

[farmsuggestion]

hay hay moo moo I don’t like your tractor

[naegit-deactivated20160725]

dont 👏 use 👏 farmersonly.com 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 city 👏 folk

city folk just dont get it 👀 👀 👀