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@strawberry-lifter
my original blog (same name and icon) got banned from l*fting tumblr ...
a very homophobic, girlphobic, anti gatherer action
anyway im back. if anybody has reblogs of my posts i would love to be tagged in those tbh so i can get them back
ALSO would love it if ppl reblogged this post so i can find all my old mutuals again :(
has anyone ever successfully 🧬 h0bby löbbie
Åłtär'd Štãtė Tips
hi baes so i actually used to work here for like a year in hs so i can give y'all the inside scoop. first off we truly do not give a shit if you are stealing, sales associates don't get any training on lp and the only info posters we have in the back room are about internal theft 😭 like be cautious w cams obvi esp if you're in a mall bc some security ppl go crazy on high shrink places but if it's a freestanding store you should be ok. like i promise you in small stores there r not enough of us scheduled to even take care of cash register & fitting room, there is not anyone watching you lol.
things to NOT be scared of:
a worker greeting you when you come in/a few minutes after if it doesn't happen immediately upon entering -- we get trained to do this, we HAVE to do it, corporate yells at us if we don't greet every customer and tell them our names so they can ask for help or something idk. if we miss you as you come in we have mics and another employee will radio to us and be like go greet that customer! you must! so it's nbd. we don't do it to be creepy or make you feel sussed it's to make the district ppl happy. AS does secret shoppers to evaluate employee performance so we are focused on trying to butter you up if you happen to be one of them lol (especially at beginning of the month/on busy weekend days)!
a worker talking over their mic to another worker about you: this seems like it could be coded language for them sussing you lifting, but it's not. if we say "oh there's a guest by blahblahblah who needs some help" it either means that we forgot to greet you, you're carrying a lot of stuff and we need to ask if you want a fitting room (see below), or you're struggling to get something down from a high shelf or longingly staring at something you can't reach and that means we need to go help you lol (if you use the hook things on your own or climb up we get in BIG trouble).
a worker asking if you want to start a fitting room: if you hold an item of clothing for more than like 30 seconds we are supposed to ask if you want to start one (on our guidelines for the secret shoppy). if the workers at ur AS don't they're either much much busier than mine or they just aren't following training hehe. it's so you feel special and loved and so we can try to convince you to buy more things so corporate man can buy more boats. if they ask just let them take it, give them your name (or a fake name idc), and then grab even more shit to bring in with you -- we don't check that at all if you already have a room started lol. it's also very easy to go back and forth from salesfloor to fitting room bc we keep your dressing room reserved for a while, so if you leave stuff and say like "oh ill be right back im just going to grab something!!" it's not sus at all.
a worker taking your items when setting up fitting room: we are not counting how many you have, we honestly don't even rly notice if you come out with less or more than you brought in bc there's so much shit in that area and we're just trying to make sure we don't drown in go backs and it's a whole big mess most of the time. if the worker seems to be studying what you handed to them, it's not to see if you're stealing, it's so we can see what size they are and what style section they came from. some AS stores have a policy where we need to look at the clothes you're trying on and then try to add on more items (also more expensive items) that you might also like. doesn't always happen but my home store always did it, while the mall location did not.
a worker asking for your name for the fitting room, or checking in on you a few minutes later: they just make us do this so you feel loved or something idk it always creeped me out bc like im half naked staring at myself in an elegant faux vintage mirror please just let me be sad in peace. but we have to do it lol we are not sussing you! you can give them a fake name, just make sure when they come to check on you that you actually respond lol
rfids in tags (if you can't see towers at the door): these are actually not to stop theft, at least at both the stores i worked at -- it's so we can be lazy and do inventory at night with a little scanner thing lmfao. we don't have to deactivate them at checkout, if you pay attention while at the counter we are just trying to scan and wrap your stuff as fast as possible bc of the huge lines lol if your store has towers, the rfids may actually trigger them. always be sus. but neither of the AS i worked at had towers and one of them was a huge shrink $$$ mall location so make of that what you will.
overall, we are running around like headless chickens trying to complete all of our tasks w/ every customer and make sure we don't miss the secret shopper. we are being exploited constantly and AS is a fake charity so like do whatever you want babe idk.
stop reblogging old shit: a tutorial
i am once again crawling out of my pit of inactivity and coming to you as a lifťbĺr veteran to tell you to stop sharing outdated tips.
it's become increasingly apparent that the older this community gets, the younger and more inexperienced the userbase becomes. with that, comes a shortage of actually useful tips. and with that, comes the incessant reblogging of posts from days of shòplifting gone-by, the oldest ones ive seen dating all the way back to 2014. twenty fucking fourteen.
I dont think it needs to be explained why this is bad. the world was a very different place back in these days. what we do has only become more difficult, and companies quickly wise up to new tactics or methods. reblogging posts or making new posts recycling tips that were originally posted in 2017 is going to help nobody.
i like to give people, especially new members of the community, the benefit of the doubt though (despite however much danger it puts themselves and others in). i realize tumblr can be a confusing platform to navigate, and accessing timestamps for these old posts is surprisingly out of the way. so heres a tutorial for those who need it. this is on mobile, but im sure navigating thru desktop settings is not too different.
first youll go to your settings. the little cog icon on your blog page.
you'll find your dashboard preferences here.
and here you'll find the option to show timestamps on posts, reblogs, and notes. it is on when the slider is blue.
just like hiding your likes and follows, this is a very basic precaution to help mitigate 2 things.
1. the spread of misinformation
2. people who dont like us finding us and doxxing us. it used to be very common in the community to use hashtags, and much of these older posts are still under the hashtags. so when you reblog old posts, dissenters can simply find your blog through the notes. it completely defeats the purpose of not using hashtags, youre still contributing to the problem.
please spread this yall
Good Way To Practice
Hey, so every time I’m about to go to the mall, I feel the need to practice beforehand. Soo, my friend and I thought of this.. Grab all of your phones, laptops, iPods and cameras as you have (they need to have a decent amount of storage left on them), set them up all at different angles all over your bedroom or somewhere in your house, press record on each of them. Walk into the room, pretend as if your in the store you will be in later on and then practice away getting items from the room. Afterwards, stop recording on each of the cameras and watch over each tape and see how well you hid from each of the cameras. Then with enough practice, it helps be better at it when there’s lots of cameras or also helps not be as paranoid when you do go.
this is SO smart
Im scared imma catch a ghost dry humping me
itfellintomybag what you just said made me laugh
wake up babe new technique just dropped 🐱
👸 pöłłÿ ftid was a success 🥳! $400+
ahhh so happy someone finally did, i’ve been wanting to do them but been too scared 🥲
todays haul!! went to the outlet mall with 3$ and dream... IT WORKED!!! 💪
i can't wait for december that's like THE lifting month lol
you know the haul is good when you feel a little guilty
anyone know what these are ???? they look like tiny cameras hidden in the price tags
anyone have those discord links cause it’s dying in here
guys please 🥺
my 🧬 list
T🎯rget
(6/23): $562 successful
this was for a switch and some games, I did this over the phone just using the 🧬 method and received a refund about 2 days later.
Hærley Dævidson
(10/23): $376 in progress
Gïrlš Cŕëw
(10/23): $235 in progress
Urbæn Oūtfïttërs
(10/23): $297 in progress
Wæyfæir
(10/23): $274 in progress
reblog if ur on l1ftb1r n active oct '23 :)
Hôbby łôbbÿ cashier accidentally gave me some golden advice today.
I grabbed a grapevine wreath for a head piece and while i was waiting in line I put it on my head to see how it would sit and make sure it was a good size. I had 20 stems and I told her I did, and she said “you seem trustworthy, I’ll believe you’ve got 20” and when I looked at her kinda dumbstruck she was like “you put a wreath on your head in the middle of the store, it seems like your guard is down, you don’t do silly stuff when your gaurd is up”
Y’ALL
WE JUST GOTTA ACT DUMB AND WE ARE GUCCI
Model that coat
Catwalk in those boots
Put the wreath on your head
Fill your pockets 😂
vs + sëphörâ + ærie haul !!
vs——
**i literally don’t know what specific type i got i literally just grabbed them bc they had cute little rosebuds ,.. i tried to find the closest thing so the price is an estimate **
lace waist cotton panty -$14.50 x3
stretch cotton logo waist panty -$12.50
ærïē ——
modal ribbed boybrief underwear -$8.95
cotton boybrief underwear -$8.95 x3
sėphørå ——
diör addict lip glow in rosewood -$35
diör addict lip glow in ultra pink -$35
diör addict lip maximizer 007 raspberry -$35
glow recipe plum plump cream -$39
too faced heart core lipstick -$23
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total: $258.8
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i thought i was getting sussed but i remembered sephora employees are always annoyingly attentive . still got out soon anyways
trying to find the same underwear you found in-store online for the price is literal hell. how the hell am i supposed to know if it’s a cheeky hipster thong combo when i’m too busy stuffing it in my bag buying it :)
