lifted yo man

experienced lifter. hmu if you need help or tips. I'm here for all of you.

[liftsagainstcapitalism]

LISTEN.

I know we're a really chill community, but if for some reason any of y'all don't support #blacklivesmatter or #acab1312 feel free to unfollow and block me.

[liftedyourman]

Here’s a picture of my cat getting caught stealing spaghetti. Reblog or you’ll get caught like spaghetti cat.

[liftedyourman]

Look at his little whiskers stuck together.

[goldylifts-blog]

NOTICE

Since tumblr is going to shit, reblog this if you would like a l1fting discord or google doc!

I’d highly recommend discord (mainly because I’m used to it) but reblog with your ideas! If it gets enough notes I can create a group/doc in either of the platforms so we can keep in touch!

[liftingmoth]

please i love talking with y'all

[heavenlylifter]

i wouldn’t mind a discord! i think a google doc might be a bit clunky

[liftedmood]

Yes please!!

[sadcosmolifter-deactivated20190]

YES.

[sugarflift]

It would be super easy to share pics on discord too!

[lifeliftingbitch-blog]

Discord!!!

[goldylifts-blog]

So discord and instagram seem p popular, but I think I’ll set up a discord first, then we can see who joins!

[liftie]

me when i get detained by security for committing literal crimes

[thegublergoon]

So today i went and lifted a lemonade and a salad from wålmärt after my doctors appointment. I made sure to keep myself aware, saying that the cameras arent fake and theyre being watched and they have to be looking at me. I come here so often and lift stuff and they have to be seeing me on camera leaving with nothing .

I was walking the isles trying to find a nesr empty one to conceal in and i noticed two LP (?) Standing at the isles talking with each other . Now these arent managers, they usually wear a yellow vest. These guys had nice blue shirts on, slacks, nice shoes, wearing ear pieces and looked like they could run someone down if they had to.

Am i saying they were there because of me? Yes and no. See, being a lifter that lifts A LOT because she needs something while im stuck in a house , in pain, constantly crying because ik pregnant and i need my baby out like now (im due in three weeks like seriously) but lifting in general has one rule and pretty much one rule only.

Do not. Get. Cocky.

I have to assume those guys were there for me . When i used my cell phone trick to walk out with my stuff, they turned their heads right to me, making me feel like they were watching me or tabbing me the entire time. I have to assume they just randomly put LP on the floor because of me . Because in the last almost 3 months ive taken well over $100 from them. I could say theres probably more lifters than me at that store . And i would probably be right . But the thing with shop lifting is YOU HAVE TO BE HARD ON YIURSELF.

Think youre being watched? Probably are.

Think the SA’s are talking about you? Most likely correct.

Think the cameras are being watched with your every move? Bet your ass they are.

Just because yiuve lifted from the same store 81726479292 times without ever beeping or being sus doesnt mean it cant start.

It takes ONE time of being caught on camera concelinf the TINIEST thing to have a store amp up their security .

Always assume its you . Dont get cocky. And be careful. Yes this is fun and yes were fighting back against the big man . But remember, this is still illegal.

[liftertrades]

i think it’s more of the fact the store has a general problem with lifting or has seen an increase in lifting because it definitely costs more than $100 to hire a lp

[stingybitch]

Hi, I was wondering if you had any boosting tips?💞

I’ve never actually boosted before, can anyone else give anon some boosting tips? ❤️

[liftedyourman]

Its really really easy to get greedy and sloppy. Just remeber to never get greedy. Your hauls will be bigger so you have to think smarter. Dont let the money go to your head and cloud your judgement. Make sure you're a lifting pro before you start boosting. And you have back up plans, know all exits, know to take a disguise with you. Keep your tools in your bra, binder, or tapped to your leg.

[liftedyourman]

Banned?

Also the guy said I was banned from every mall their security works at. Is this possible? He said that was 4 out of 6 malls in my state. Can he ban me from basically every mall? Or was he just trying to scare me? He said they have a k9 that knows my scent, and a guy that travels every location and will know my face. My friend said he was lying but idk.

[liftedyourman]

How do you lift from d/ck$? What does your d/ck$ tags look like

At my specific location dressing rooms are unlocked and not monitored. Expensive things have a 2 alram tag on it (screamer tag) and everything requires a hook. Everything was tagged in my area. Dressing room conceal is your best bet. But wait until after the holidays. They're on their A game right now.

[liftedyourman]

CAUGHT STORY

BITCH IM FUCKING STUPID AF. so I went into P!ñx to do my lil thing. I asked to try on clothes and concealed what I wanted to steal. So after I was done concealing I noticed the security kept coming in the store and looking at me. My gut told me to dump. But I was like “but im going to get $150 tonight for this, I told her I would have her order ready” so I grit my teeth and left. The security guard was standing right outside. He said “excuse me can I speak to you?” I said “ummmm” my heart dropped. I knew it was over, but I wasnt scared or worried. I didn’t care honestly maybe because a piece of me wanted to get caught. But thats a mental health story for another day. he said “do you have anything from vs?” I said “no” of course. he asked to check my bag. Of course I said no again. He said “this can go the easy way or the hard way” so I gave up. He took everything then made me take everything off down to my shirt. I had $300 worth of stuff to boost at half price. I made up a lie and a fake name. I didn’t have my ID. I said I was 16 and that my friends conviced me to do it which is why i had xs clothes (im a big girl) He said the manager of vs found a tag in the dressing room. She said it was behind the mirror. I went no where near the mirror. So I got caught over someone else. Please take yall tags. Someone got me caught being sloppy. They just told me I was banned from every mall their security works in…which was every mall in my state except 2. They gave me some cookies and told me to be careful, and make better choices, and let me go. The girl said Dont be scared and that im not in trouble. They were super super nice to me and I can tell they felt bad. So there’s my story. Dont lift right now. Its too dangerous. They’re being super attentive, and other lifters (crackheads) are being sloppy and will get you caught.

[liftblrparadise]

I’m so sorry that you had to go through this baby! As lifters we should ALL be looking for new methods other than leaving tags in dressing rooms because innocent people can get busted from our mistakes AND those who do lift. Please please everyone read this💖💖💖

[profoundlycasualtaco]

Wait, they gave you cookies?

[liftedyourman]

Yes, they gave me cookies lmfao. They asked if I were hungry and gave me a pack of cookies. They also thought I was 16 and not my real age of 20 something.

[liftedyourman]

CAUGHT STORY

BITCH IM FUCKING STUPID AF. so I went into P!ñx to do my lil thing. I asked to try on clothes and concealed what I wanted to steal. So after I was done concealing I noticed the security kept coming in the store and looking at me. My gut told me to dump. But I was like "but im going to get $150 tonight for this, I told her I would have her order ready" so I grit my teeth and left. The security guard was standing right outside. He said "excuse me can I speak to you?" I said "ummmm" my heart dropped. I knew it was over, but I wasnt scared or worried. I didn't care honestly maybe because a piece of me wanted to get caught. But thats a mental health story for another day. he said "do you have anything from vs?" I said "no" of course. he asked to check my bag. Of course I said no again. He said "this can go the easy way or the hard way" so I gave up. He took everything then made me take everything off down to my shirt. I had $300 worth of stuff to boost at half price. I made up a lie and a fake name. I didn't have my ID. I said I was 16 and that my friends conviced me to do it which is why i had xs clothes (im a big girl) He said the manager of vs found a tag in the dressing room. She said it was behind the mirror. I went no where near the mirror. So I got caught over someone else. Please take yall tags. Someone got me caught being sloppy. They just told me I was banned from every mall their security works in...which was every mall in my state except 2. They gave me some cookies and told me to be careful, and make better choices, and let me go. The girl said Dont be scared and that im not in trouble. They were super super nice to me and I can tell they felt bad. So there's my story. Dont lift right now. Its too dangerous. They're being super attentive, and other lifters (crackheads) are being sloppy and will get you caught.

[liftedyourman]

I FINALLY GOT CAUGHT.

SOME OTHER LIFTER CAUGHT ME UP. STORY AFTER I GET HOME.

[liftedyourman]

Not lifting related.

My crush just asked me out. Thought I would tell y'all.

[liftedyourman]

He was ugly irl and lame :(

[heavenlylifter]

Any tips for snagging a bunch of vs underwear at once? Especially on Black Friday tomorrow! Would I go in dressing rooms or do you think I should just just stuff them all in my shopping bags in a blind spot??

aww crap i’m late answering my messages and i’m sorry😭😭 you’ve probably already done your VS haul but i’ll answer anyway. i personally prefer the latter method, i think on-floor concealment is wonderful bc then you can take everything you like to the fitting room to detag without getting tripped up by the SA item counting! actually, i guess that’s both the methods you mentioned combined. you should do any method on concealment in a blind spot if you can. it’s ultimately up to you since i don’t know what kind of store layout/LP skill level you’ll be going up against, and your personal experience will have to play a part in dictating what methods you go with. i can offer a method though - wear a coat with long, loose sleeves and put knickers on your wrist like bracelets. shove the knickers under your sleeve and hang your bag over them to hide how bulky your sleeve now is. bam!! now you can smuggle your panties riiiiiight into that fitting room!

[fckcapitalism-liftshit]

i have NEVER had a vs sa pay attention to how much shit i was bringing into a fitting room.so i just load up that bag w/ multiples and enough to bring back out and act like i dont want and go try stuff on. if i’m ever questioned (happened once) i say my sister has a vs cc and im trying to figure out what to ask her for for christmas and then im like “you know i have big hips so some of the underwear styles just dont look good on me” BUT ideally obvs i try to not interact w sas too much. i dont avoid them tho because that looks sus. 

this week, i wore a dress w/ a loose cardigan over it. shoplifted a sports bra and put it on over my regular bra and filled it with panties. i also put like 13 pairs on in a big olg layer lmao. u had some tucked into the waist band of my leggings and the cardigan over my dress covered them. 

[liftedyourman]

Try sneaking them into the dressing room first. You know by hiding them under clothes in your shopping tote. If they see the panties they'll just hold them oitside for you. If dressing room concealment doesn't work. Wear a coat on your arm, and slide the panties under the coat.

[liftedyourman]

Not lifting related.

My crush just asked me out. Thought I would tell y'all.

[liftingcuteshit]

Hey I work at f21 and I jus wanna say that if yall detach magnets, PLEASE close them when hiding them in pockets of jeans. Literally people don't know and they pull the jeans up and the needles are sticking out and they slice up the person(s)'s thighs. ALSO DONT use fake credit cards because you're putting the employee's job on the line. (aka me cause it just happened to me and someone scammed me and I might get fired (it was A LOT of money)). thank you.

I didn’t know people didn’t close tags. SO PLEASE never do that. Plus, you should always lock it into the pocket so it doesn’t fall out anyways.

If you use fake credit cards or do scams, you’re a pos anyway.

[primadonnalifta]

Since we’re apparently not genuine members of society I have to come out and expose us .I’m sorry but I’ve had enough hiding . We are in fact , aliens … *x-files music stars playing*

With an agenda *x-files music intensifies *

[liftedyourman]

[lifttopia-blog]

So I saw this in the community but op wasn’t a lifting blog so I just thought I’d repost because what a great fucking tip!!!

[thriftten-liften]

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