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Hello All,

I am a 21-year-old with an enthusiasm for all things music (especially Queen) as well as all things strawberry-flavored. I will not be posting here much, as I am a busy and forgetful man. I’m basically just speaking into the void and seeing if it speaks back or not.

Update: It’s been a few months since I’ve been on here. I have since turned 22. Also, I know I only have like, 2 followers, and I’m rarely on here, but please don’t be shy to ask me questions. I love attention.

Update 2: 24 now!

Update 3: Keep forgetting to update this to say that I’m now 25. The senile memory problems are already getting to me

#introduction #music #strawberries

I could’ve been anyone

You could’ve been anyone’s dream

#Kate bush #the kick inside #Youtube

Me googling “Do birds get embarrassed when they lay eggs” and “do babies smell bad when they’re born”

The FBI agent in my phone:

#birds #babies #googling #the internet #fbi agent #btw the answers to both were no and maybe respectively #as for why I asked #I am a curious man

Jeez…talk about

All

Day

I

Dream

About

Sex

#Tomodachi life #Korn #tomodachi life living the dream #video games #Nintendo #Jonathan Davis #by the way it WAS a dream and he DID wake up :(#adidas

Give him the Oscar NOW

#Korn #Jonathan Davis #seeing other people #Youtube

One time in Sims 3 I went to the library and the Wolff family was there and their toddler destroyed a chair, just went feral and ripped it to shreds. Another time in Sims 3, I wanted to go to the spa but they wouldn’t let me bring my baby in with me so I just left her outside on the cement and some stranger picked her up and started playing with her

#sims 3 is a magical game #truly one of the games of all time #sims 3 #the sims #sims 4 could never

lol I always loved when this would happen in Sims 3

#sims 3 #the sims #I also liked how you could break people out of prison using the excavator

My memory has gotten so bad that now I’m getting dementia content recommended to me. Fuck me, man

#bad memory #memory issues #huh?#I turned 25 and this happened

Aw Beavis looks so cute here

#beavis and butthead #they’re learning about manners

Got drunk a few weeks ago and listened to this like six times

#I did the same thing earlier in the day sober tho #britney spears #Youtube

*ALF SPOILERS*

Bruh didn’t Alf end with him getting kidnapped by the government and dying? Wtf was that about?

#at least the dinosaurs ending had a message to it #this was just bleak for no reason #well okay it’s really funny #Alf

Shoulda known she was a chick from the way she was standing like this

#for all intents and purposes this is a joke #the amazing digital circus

I know nothing about the Angry Birds movies but I know there is a little bit of homoerotica in the first one so that brings it to at least a 5/10. I am of course referring to this:

#lol almost googled angry birds homoerotica to find this #thankfully I caught myself in the nick of time #angry birds #gay

Every once in a while an intelligent thought escapes me

#not often though #thinking #philosophy

Evil Nine Inch Nails probably has a song called “Farther”

#nine inch nails #nine inch nails closer

Ok so how were we supposed to see this as a sweater and not a carapace. It has no sleeves and it’s not even loose-fitting. As a kid I thought he just had some weird skin condition that made him look like a bug hybrid which just made him seem cooler. Can’t believe we’re supposed to see this as some twinky sweater

#winnie the pooh #piglet #how far have I fallen that these are real tags I can use under this post #childhood

Can’t believe I’ve never posted about this before but my favorite cartoon of all time is The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. So much of my humor and who I am in general has been shaped by that show

#cartoons #Cartoon Network #grim adventures of billy and mandy

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