tara

assigned baby at birth

[strawberry-mosquito]

HIIIII ummmm im no longer active on here but if anyone sees this go follow @taricide !!!!!!! that me new acc

[hatepotion]

subway girls 

[campyvillain]

oh my fucking god deltarune fans you will not believe what is happening right now

[campyvillain]

ok so i’m at my moms sides’ family business today which is co owned by my grandparents who are like. head over heels in love for Weird little dolls and toys and trinkets and the like. so i brought my spamton doll w me, because he’s my new comfort item and i like to bring him places i go. and my grandparents have just kind of…. adopted him??? i guess??? they instantly fell in love with him the moment i pulled him out of my bag and they hold him like you would a newborn baby. theyre always asking if they can hold him. they’re like “wow he is dressed to impress! what a smart little guy! i bet he gets good grades!”. they call him their Little Darling and talk to him like he’s a real boy. when i go to their house later today they’ve asked me if i can let him watch tv with them and their dogs and of course i said yes. and all this time they have no idea that this “new grandson of theirs” is a malicious scam artist who wants to infect your computer and steal your soul

[campyvillain]

Now’s his chance to be a Little Darling….

[palant1r]

Knowing that Japanese courts have a conviction rate of 99.9% really enhances the experience of Ace Attorney.

On one hand, it gives you the minimum context to understand that Ace Attorney was intended as a critique of the justice system in which it takes place—the ridiculous hoops you have to jump through, the over-the-top bloodthirst of the prosecution, the blind naivete of the judge. It gives the games more thematic weight, too. Phoenix truly is an underdog pitting himself against a system he knows he has little chance against. His belief in his clients' innocence is not merely a character trait, but a revolutionary act. It also emphasizes that Phoenix truly is a force of nature, to win as many cases as he does.

On the other hand, it makes the prosecutors' pride in their "win record" absolutely hilarious, and the fact that Phoenix breaks it even more so. Imagine spending 40 years bragging about how you have a perfect record of never being struck by lightning and then some bisexual idiot six months out of grad school casts Thunderbolt on your ass

[emeraldmercury]

Also what makes this even more scary is lawyers should NOT have a perfect record in real life. If a lawyer claims they “never lose a case”, they’re obviously gaming the system.

MVK only had his perfect record through gaming the system to get the verdict he wanted. It wasn’t about actually solving the crime, it was all about the reputation.

No wonder Miles was the way he was for so long before Nick came back into his life and knocked some sense into him.

[psychicism]

please. just take this

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

can we start a lyric chain of the most important song ofthe century. ill start

Welcome to the underground

[dorsals-deactivated20220424]

how was the fall

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

if you wanna look around

[owowles]

give us a call

[translaudna-deactivated20211126]

We don't see humans often

[teeheeremaking-deactivated20230]

we’re happy you just dropped in

[megapicross]

ill be so popular when i show all the monsters what ijust brought in :o)

[secondhello-moved]

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners

[meringuejellyfish]

can it, sans, no time for banter

[strawberry-mosquito]

Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric

[hotvampireadjacent]

[strawberry-mosquito]

teethpaste

[boogie-woogie-boogie]

Is this anything

[franzmasc]

(id in alt text)

[gorelesque]

if i were at the met gala i’d dress as one of the assassinated presidents

[brucebocchi]

[goobra]

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

[rhymingwithpurple]

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

[pearles-wonderfulland]

[bastionkeeper]

The "by Talos this can't be happening" goof is my new favorite end to posts

[bastionkeeper]

By Talos this can't be happening

[madhopz]

this is how the civil war started

[urfaveisunfuckable]

bone man from the game of all time is unfuckable!