hello, betti!
Petunia stops, as she senses a presence right outside the door.
PETUNIA: Oh, it seems that our guest has arrived.
BETTI: PETUNIAAAAAAAAAA
PETUNIA: Haha, yes that’s me! What happened this time dear?
BETTI: PETUNIA A MEAN COG STOLE MY BOW.
Betti animatedly recounts the entire tale WAY too fast, but Petunia manages to understand everything regardless. She starts all the way from thing beginning with leaving Wesley’s house right to being thrown off a building.
BETTI: ...AND THAT’S WHY IM HERE NOW AND IM REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT!
BETTI: Oh, hi James!
JAMES: Heya!
BETTI: I’m being really loud, huh? Sorry.
JAMES: It’s no problem noodle!
BETTI: Anyways, the moral of the story is that I have to GO STEAL MY BOW BACK.
PETUNIA: Why not just get a new bow? I’m sure you have many already.
BETTI: NO PETUNIA! This is a FIGHT now ok? It’s about the BATTLE. That Backstabbers gonna get what’s coming to em just wait!
PETUNIA: ...If you insist! Please be careful as always, Betti.
BETTI: Why? You have another vision? I don’t know how your witch magic stuff works but you always know the right thing to do I think.
PETUNIA: Oh no, nothing like that! I just know how you are.
BETTI: What’s that supposed to mean!
JAMES: She means ya’ head’s as hard as a rock once ya decide on somethin’.
BETTI: HEY! Since when did you get so mean?
JAMES: Aye, I haven’t changed a bit, noodle!
BETTI: I told you to stop calling me noodle!
JAMES: I’m just messin’ with ya kid.
[JAMES and PETUNIA and BETTI are available for questions.]
















