looks like a mess

soybeans and essence of cow

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

[fangirl383]

only REAL 90s chickens can reblog this beauty 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

[transgambit]

i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!! 

[grillwave]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

american: *decrusts their toast*

german cackles in the distance. a Krustenbrot™ is being cut with the help of a saw and several strong men. infinite chewing and jaw breaking begins. the crunch can be heard over miles, people flinch. it is Abendbrotzeit.

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

[aymmichurros]

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

[kony2012official]

me at all times

[strawberryfieldsforvedder]

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK

[kremlinpsyop-deactivated2019060]

wow haha what a fun and relatable new meme!

[cybebully]

Tumblr is finally catering to me

[catholic-church-official]

two wrongs don’t make a right but 24 rites make one holy catholic and apostolic church

[disforce]

if you're valid fuck you

[orlandobloomers]

imagine life but not bad

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

unrealistic. blocked

[virgoassbitch]

Someone: you’re right

Me: *busts a whole nut*

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i want to hollow out a fresh baguette and lay in it for a week