Getting rid of auxiliary ports was...
A good idea. Bluetooth is more convenient and technology should progress.
A bad idea. Why do I have to pay extra now for something that was included?

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Getting rid of auxiliary ports was...
A good idea. Bluetooth is more convenient and technology should progress.
A bad idea. Why do I have to pay extra now for something that was included?
blimey this is sad - he was also known as Urf
the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use
coworker: [after turning on the lights in the warehouse and noticing half of them are flickering or won't turn on at all] hey james what's up with the lights
me: oh idk i guess the light's haunted
coworker: what?
me, shrugging: light's haunted
[later that day]
another coworker: hey, what's up with the lights?
coworker i was with earlier: light's haunted
other coworker: what???
coworker, without changing expression or missing a beat: light's haunted
thanks to advancements in modern science and education i know how a lot of things work and can explain if asked, but sometimes it's just more fun to apply the exact same logic to the situation as a 14th century alchemist
Sound on
CHIRRUPY BABY OH GOODNESS
Fellas this isn't good enough, why isn't it burning? Are you really gonna let it survive through Christmas???
BURN THE DAMN GOAT
MOLOTOV SLINGSHOT ON THE ROOF I DONT CARE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
Tumblr: Let me introduce you to the people youāve always needed in your life.
Also Tumblr: Sorry, they all live approx. 2 million miles away.
How many times can the same thing break your heart?
As long as you love it.
āas long as you love itā this really hit me
I think itās hilarious when people tell me Iām laid back because Iāve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade
Red Ranger be like
āoh no someone with common senseā
The rarest superpower.
PUT RESPECT ON MY MAN'S NAME
Vegeta : im royalty (up til ssgss arc)
Kaiba: bitch, I'm rich
Escanor: dudley from street fighter
Yusuke is top g my guy.
OBSESSED with the fact that thereās a redditor out there who calls themselvesĀ āPISS BOTā but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman.Ā
the most beautiful stories repeat themselves over and over and over again, time weaving itself into a blanket to warm our beds
Fun Facts About Honey
- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)
- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY
-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)
-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey⦠why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)
-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)
-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.
-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)
-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)
This reads like it was written by a bee and Iām 100% here for it
This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesnāt have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, āThis is like being at the dmvā
genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities youāre neglecting and yet its like youāre being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who canāt hear you/doesnt care
NATASIA DEMETRIOU as NADJA OF ANTIPAXOS ⤷ 4.07 Pine Barrens
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what
what anime is this because thatās seattle
Thats not anime, thats just how it is over there.
#take him to the polycule
Why doesnāt tumblr have a mascot?
What the hell are you people on about
If tumblr has any animal as mascot these days, itās most likely crabs.
ā¦Carcinization strikes againā¦