Local dude orders a burger at Starbucks Featuring @the-great-mighty-dick, @scary-boi, @thewabbajackx, @sbh93, @aleksandr-marchant-the-third, @the-realest-asami, @ultramanultimo

No title available
Cosimo Galluzzi
One Nice Bug Per Day

blake kathryn

JVL
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

JBB: An Artblog!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
NASA
No title available

No title available
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
h
Keni

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Mike Driver

Kaledo Art
we're not kids anymore.
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye

seen from Germany

seen from Ireland
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from T1

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from France
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
@strawberrypsyco
Local dude orders a burger at Starbucks Featuring @the-great-mighty-dick, @scary-boi, @thewabbajackx, @sbh93, @aleksandr-marchant-the-third, @the-realest-asami, @ultramanultimo
Villian: Aren’t you glad to see me?
Hero: No, not really.
Villian: *tearing up* Well, at least I damage property, not feelings.
SQ 189a
Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD.
yaoi-blcd general chatroom / Their Story fan chatroom.
Their Story Character Guide
Previously: /1/ /2/ /3/ /4/ /5/ /6/ /7/ / 8/ /9/ /10/ /11/ /12/ /13/ /14/ /15/ /16, 17, 18/ /19/ /20/ /21/ /22/ /23/ /24, 25/ /26/ /27/ /28/ /29/ /30/ /31/ /32/ /33, 34/ /35/ /36/ /37/ /38/ /39/ /40/ /41/ /42/ /43/ /44/ /45/ /46/ /47/ /48/ /49/ /50/ /51/ /51b/ /52/ /53/ /54/ /55/ /56/ /57/ /58/ /59/ /60/ /61/ /62/ /63/ /64/ /65/ /66/ /67/ /68/ /69/ /70/ /71/ /72/ /73/ /74/ /75/ /76/ /77/ /78/ /79/ /80/ /81ab/ /81c/ /82/ /83/ /84/ /85/ /86a/ /86b/ /86c/ /87/ /88/ /89/ 90/ /91/ /92a/ /92b/ /92c/ /92d/ /93a/ /93b/ /94a/ /94b/ /94c/ /94d/ /95a/ /95b/ /95c/ /95d/ /96a/ /96b/ /96c/ /97a/ /97b/ /97c/ /98/ /99/ /100/ /101/ /102a/ /102b/ /102c/ /103/ /104a/ /104b/ /105/ /106/ /107a/ /107b/ /108/ /109a/ /109b/ /110a/ /110b+c/ /111/ /112a/ /112b/ /113a/ /113b/ /113c/ /114/ /115/ /116a/ /116b/ /117/ /118a/ /118b/ /119/ /120/ /121/ /122a/ /122b/ /123/ /124/ /125/ /126/ /127/ /128/ /129/ /130/ /131a/ /131b/ /132a/ /132b/ /133a/ /133b/ /134/ /135/ /136/ /137/ /138/ /139/ /140/ /141a/ /141b/ /142/ /143/ /144/ /145/ /146a/ /146b/ /147a/ /147b/ /148a/ /148b/ /149a/ /149b/ /150/ /151a/ /151b/ /152a/ /152b/ /153/ /154/ /155/ /156/ /157/ /158/ /159/ /160/ /161/ /162/ /163/ /164/ /165/ /166/ 167/ /168/ /169/ /170/ /171/ /172/ /173/ /174/ /175/ /176/ /177/ /178/ /179/ /180/ /181a/ /181b/ /182/ /183/ /184/ /185a/ /185b/ /186/ /187/ /188/ /189*/ /next/
yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.
wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.
america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.
im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon
english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.
‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.
the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.
what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?
english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*
american wizard: six beers
@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best
thank you my patronus is a monster truck
I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.
when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer
2018.09
Top 10 longest fics posted on AO3 this month
1. Say My Name by Thunderbird587 [E, 199k]
Harry witnesses something unexpected in the 8th year boys’ showers and starts to see Draco Malfoy in a whole new light. The question is now, what is he going to do about it?
2. To the Memory of Love by @shelvesuponshelves [G, 55k]
in which Harry wakes up from a coma in a muggle world at 18, but with all the memories of Voldemort and the war.
3. Take the Air by @dysonrules [T, 51k]
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry.
4. The Lost Malfoy by @istiz [M, 49k]
Draco is adrift after the war, but he’s not the only Malfoy who’s lost.
5. Silver Dragon by hazel_lannister [E, 46k]
What happens during sixth year when instead of merely stalking Harry notices some stuff is going down with Malfoy, and a tentative friendship slowly turns to something more, even on the dawn of war?
6. In The Red by @bixgirl1 [E, 45k]
When Harry goes looking for a vampire at a Creature club, the second-to-last thing Harry expects is to find Malfoy working there. The last thing he expects is to fall in love with him.
7. I Will Never Leave You by @justdrarryme [E, 40k]
Harry is still up to his stalking ways. But something’s different now. He’s still noticing Malfoy, but in a very different way than before. Things take a turn after they get paired up to make Amortentia one day during Potions class.
8. Sweet Solutions by Craftybadger1234 [M, 35k]
Draco is ‘out’ and an outcast. Harry is ‘in’ and confused and utterly failing at friendship. This is less a story about coming out, and more about trying to be friends in a post-war world.
9. heavyweight by @forestgreenlesbian [E, 28k]
Draco had moved out of his childhood home five days after his father got sent to Azkaban. He’d packed up his rooms, piling up boxes until the walls were bare and his cupboards were empty and his arms were shaking because he’d done it all by hand instead of using magic. He’d barely used magic at all since his trial. Then he’d left everything there in the middle of his bedroom and apparated away with one case of clothes that his mother shrunk down enough to fit in his pocket.
10. Augury Forecast by @xx-thedarklord-xx [E, 22k]
Draco had always known that teaching at Hogwarts would be an experience, he just didn’t think that meant a flash flood in the kitchens, a windstorm in the Great Hall, or a sandstorm in the Quidditch pitch. Months of extreme weather would grate on anyone’s nerves, but to have Potter, the ever annoying Divination Professor, around every corner was even worse. So much for a quiet life at Hogwarts. ★ HP Drizzle Fest 2018
※ Fics from recent Big Bang are listed elsewhere. ✔ other months
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
There are no gods here
Do I look like the kind of man who dies
God’s dead and soon we will be too
I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
God wishes he were me
One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
There are no gods here
Do I look like the kind of man who dies
God’s dead and soon we will be too
I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
God wishes he were me
One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”
“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”
he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.
he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”
i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)
US Helplines:
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868
FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
(Source)
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
*REBLOG FOREVER*
Live.
Live
US Helplines:
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]
b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868
FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
(Source)
ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
*REBLOG FOREVER*
Live.
Live
If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil.
18 year old Regulus Black willingly drinks a torture potion and dies alone in a cave so that some day, someone will be able to defeat Voldemort.
Horace Slughorn (albeit reluctantly) shows Harry a part of his past he’s kept hidden for years, even from himself, which is a key part of defeating Voldemort.
Narcissa Malfoy looks Voldemort, a man who is not only notoriously evil but also has the ability to READ MINDS, right in the eye and lies to him for the chance to save her son.
Andromeda Tonks’ entire family is killed at the hand of her own sister and some other death eaters and she still finds the strength to go on and be a guardian to her orphaned grandchild.
But Severus Friendzone Snape, that’s the “brave Slytherin” Harry chooses to name his kid after. Ok, sure.
Raise a glass for Slytherin heroes
draco and harry complete each other.
they are alike in so many ways
they both had their futures decided for them before they could even walk
they’re loyal to and protective of their families and close ones
they’re stubborn and hold on strongly to their beliefs
they have this obsessive need to best each other in everything
even though harry is a half-blood, they both come from pure-blooded families
they’re both sarcastic little shits
but then they have these differences that complement each other so well
where draco is scared and insecure, harry is brave and unrelenting
and where harry is rash and reckless, draco is calm and calculating
where draco pays attention to details, harry sees the whole picture
where harry is clueless, draco is observant
draco is ambitious and self-serving, while harry is humble and considerate
in classes where harry fails, draco excels (like potions)
and where draco falls short, harry knows his way (dada, obviously)
draco is clever, harry is powerful
draco is patient, harry is eager
draco knows manners, harry knows to follow his instincts
draco knows the ways of the wizzarding world, harry grew up with muggles
draco knows how to follow rules, harry knows when to break them
a perfect balance
PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS NEW YEARS!
Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97
Reblog to save a life.
They also give you $10 off a ride with the promo code SAFESTART2017 on their app.
link
Also, AAA does free Tipsy Tows, so if you’re not good to drive, they’ll get you and your car home. You don’t have to be a member, and they’re offering the service from 6pm New Year’s Eve to 6am New Year’s Day. Call ahead and make sure they offer the service in your area, but I know they offer it in mine.
❝ Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends ❞