radio free paranoia

em/scout. strawberryseamstress on ao3. sideblog for stuff i'm embarrassed to put on my main. i used to be a huge fan of things and i'm still a huge fan but i'm much quieter about it now. sonic the hedgehog and homestuck other stuff i guess. 

[shalak-does-stuff]

Found this on pinterest and this is why Imp and Skizz are my fave hermits

[strawberryseamstress]

mumbo jumbo funniest man alive. grian is going to crash out so hard. whenever he goes on vacation for a month grian freaks out and talks to mannequins and draws summoning circles and this time mumbo is just Not Coming Back From France because he bought a house in 15 minutes and then proposed to his girlfriend about it. really happy for him but like jesus christ man.

[inbabylontheywept]

i think if i asked peter thiel for 500 million dollars, and told him that my business plan was to spend 499 million of that on oil futures, and the remaining 1 million ordering the entire stock of pizza, burgers, fries, shakes, jamba juices, schitzels, fucking wetzels pretzels, the whole lot, within 50 miles of the pentagon, just to see if i could blow up the pentagon pizza index enough to move global oil markets 0.2% and recoup my losses... i think that if i asked him that, in those exact words, he would give me 1 billion dollars just to see if i could do it twice. and i would try. god forgive me i would try.

[inbabylontheywept]

this is less about being smart and more about having some small pearl of evil lodged in the center of your being. you lack the evil pearl. thats okay. not all of us can be descendants of wicked oyster men.

[businesstiramisu]

#“descendents of the evil oyster man” wins the 2026 prize for “most baffling DNI”

[inbabylontheywept]

can someone elaborate on this please

[inbabylontheywept]

yeah the hardest part of a durge run is generally convincing the state of maine to elect you into the senate. you get some really cool gloves out of it though.

[fishplants]

the poor innocent victim

[elfyourmother]

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

[sabimaki]

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

[jackscarab]

This photograph predates 9/11.

[cheezestixk]

please tell me nobody’s done this one yet

[thatsbelievable]

[pandorashallcloset]

BLOODYMARY EDIT TO MCR HOLY PEAK

[lilianade-comics]

-I picture Vlad piggybacking on Jack's shoulders and essentially functioning like the machine gun mounted on a tank at least twice a day.

-It is truly tragic that Vlad is incapable of interacting with Maddie without hitting on her, because they would CRUSH a Mission Impossible type platonic partnership (with Jack of course) and look great while doing it

-Babysitter Vlad AUs have my heart

[luxuki-1]

Danny Phantom shitpost I made for funsies and as a birthday gift to myself

All credits are in the YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/ixem2HEFFTs?si=ersfO3SdbCZhs3aG

[ecto-stone]

1-800-Ghost Calls

[vladdyissues]

Vlad Unfiltered Pt. 2 ↳ part one

[ectokelpeigh]

Do you guys remember that episode where Vlad puts a million dollar bounty on Danny and a bunch of ghost hunters come to town

Danny gets sweet revenge by luring vampire hunters into town with Plasmius as the target.

Now, Vlad’s not in any danger. Most anti-vampire measures aren’t effective against him. Even getting staked and/or beheaded is unpleasant, but not catastrophic.

What's really annoying is when a couple of vampire hunters start to suspect Vlad Masters is also a vampire. Then there's no escape from the scrutiny. And if it comes down to it, it's a lot harder to explain how a stake to the heart doesn't kill him as a supposed Regular Human Man.

[schnuffel-danny]

I think it would be so fucking funny if Vlad was like incredibly unsettling in a supernatural sense even when posing as a regular functioning human, like at work or something, but everyone just explains this vaguely threatening inhuman energy away by Vlad “just being Slavic” The chill going down your spine and the temperature going wack when Vlad enters the room is just his uncontrollable Czech man swag, don’t worry about it…

[herbatahleb]

-But mommy we want to eat

[artemis-the-sinister]

Au where Danny Phantom and Maddie Fenton start working together… but not because she found out the ghost boy is her son or for the good of the town. No, they came together for a much more noble goal- pranking Vlad Masters.

[lilianade-comics]

Gee, thanks for the help, Froot Loop. You couldn't have done that an hour ago?