Phantom Dumptruck @strawberrywithlegs - Tumblr Blog

Twisted Wonderland except it’s things that have been said in the groupchat I’m in

Spoiler Warning: this post does include sprites used from book 1-7 and the masquerade event

So just kind of spoilers all across the board 💀

#might’ve reused the same messages I used in the hypmic textpost because it works for this too #using Yuu as a shrimp because I’ve seen it before and I simply think it’s the funniest option #twst #twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland spoilers #leona kingscholar #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #vil shoenheit #ruggie bucchi #idia shroud #jade leech #azul ashengrotto #rollo flamm #pushing the azul is a homophobic homosexual agenda

Recently I’ve been thinking about how in hsr, Clara pretty clearly views the trailblazer as an older sibling figure, and that concept is adorable and also hilarious if you think about it too much.

Like, I know Clara is a very smart kid, but imagine Clara seeing the trailblazer digging through trash and just generally being a menace to society and Clara is like, "Wow! Maybe I should do those things!"

And now Natasha may have to hold an intervention because she walked outside her clinic and saw tiny little ol’ Clara inside a knocked over trash scavenging around. I also imagine Svarog is concerned but Clara just seems so happy he’s not sure if he can stop her. Robot dad is confused.

#Clara becomes a baby raccoon #I know Clara is shown to be more shy and sweet but headcanoning her as a little feral is funnier to me #I like to imagine that the trailblazer also just randomly infodumps about trash cans to random people #and whenever they find a new trashcan they’re just like #guys new trash can lore just dropped!!#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr trailblazer #the trailblazer #hsr clara #honkai star rail clara #honkai star rail trailblazer #this game is eating my brain send help

You say you love me, but I got your competition on the phone 🙄🙄

📞 It’s the 112 pornbots I have blocked, 7 DMing me that I am a gorgeous man and to take them into my muscular arms 📞

HELP ME

How do I stand a chance against people that dedicated?

writtengriffin

Mana: Land of the four seas and home of the Riptide Pirates

Other versions without the ocean color under the cut!

#like to imagine that this is the exact map the crew would have on their ship #Jay probably had to draw out the map herself and then she let Ollie doodle the little sea creatures on it #I want this map in my mouth /pos #jrwi #Jrwi Riptide #just roll with it

Slight spoilers for episode 93 of the JRWI Riptide campaign

Don’t know if anybody’s pointed this out, but I was relistening to Episode 93 and just realized that Gryffon says "if I read the news correctly" and in Episode 64, Gryffon actually mentions he can’t read I think.

So this makes me think somebody on the ship is probably teaching him to read, and I know it was probably Alphonse, but I think it’d be much funnier if it was Ollie teaching him how to read.

Just the idea of this small hyperactive child teaching this large kind of brooding panda man how to read is amusing to me.

#I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE CREW DOES WHEN THE ALBATRIO ISN’T AROUND #I feel like we don’t talk enough about how they created their own limenade empire when the Albatrio left for the fey wild #they’re just so silly #I miss Alphonse already :(#jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi ollie #Jrwi Gryffon

Hypmic but it’s things that have been said in the GC I’m in, part 3

Oh yeah, there’s also this:

#I couldn’t find a clear background photo of Yotsu’s art so I hope you all know I spent 20 minutes just to make that joke #pretty sure Dice and Gentaro show up the most in these textposts and it’s just because they’re stupid and I’m so sane and normal about them #no you will not get context for that last image #hypmic #hypnosis mic #dice arisugawa #rio mason busujima #rio mason #gentaro yumeno #ramuda amemura #saburo yamada #jiro yamada #doppo kannonzaka #hifumi izanami #jyuto iruma #yotsutsuji kannabi #I swear to god Sephiroth just follows me into every fandom I get into #he probably knows I’m a Cloud kinnie #hypmic textposts

Hypmic but it’s things that have been said in the GC I’m in, part 2

#my favourite past time is headcanoning Hifumi having beef with various random characters because I know he’d be that petty /pos #I also just imagine that when Hitoya isn’t around the rest of bad ass temple just lose all their self control #not that they had much to begin with #also Ramuda’s YASS pills are canonically his lollipops #hypmic #hypnosis mic #saburo yamada #Ichiro yamada #kuko harai #jakurai jinguji #ramuda amemura #rosho tsutsujimori #dice arisugawa #sasara nurude #hitoya amaguni #jyushi aimono #samatoki aohitsugi #ichijiku kadenokouji

Hypmic but it’s things that have been said in the GC I’m in

#will probably make more of these because I’m mentally ill and hilarious #these are so badly edited because I’m really bad at making textposts 💀#hypmic #hypmic textposts #textposts #hypnosis mic #kuko harai #Jiro yamada #rei amayado #Gentaro yumeno #dice arisugawa #rosho tsutsujimori #sasara nurude #Ichiro yamada #Saburo yamada #ichijiku kadenokouji #not putting Hannah Banana’s fucking name in the tags because I hate her and want to push her down a flight of stairs /nsx

I’ve been listening to Young Gun of The Sun on replay so now I feel obligated to talk about how both Kuko’s songs sound, I don’t know how to explain this, but they sound old. I mean that in the most positive way possible.

Like, BAM to me sounds like something that would play in an 80s workout video and Young Gun of The Sun sounds like a 2000s shonen anime opening AND HOLY SHIT I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH???

Like damn rabies man, your funky little songs are making me get down.

I also just love the way both of them sound because it makes me imagine that Kuko regularly watches 80s workout videos and does those workouts in the temple and that Ichiro probably made Kuko watch shonen anime.

#Kuko’s dad has his head in his hands #Kuko has probably made Jyushi do those workouts for his training #sometimes I forget how much I love this rabies infested man #hypmic #hypnosis mic #kuko harai #kuko #Hypmic Kuko #who the fuck gave Kuko a gun

ruedsongbird

I had a dream there was a new GenDice duet and it was about Gentaro paying Dice money to roleplay oddly specific things each verse. The song was called Improv and it went back and forth like:

Gentaro: I bet money you can’t rap as a cat 🤔

Dice: Meow meow, meow, meow-meow 🎤

Gentaro: That was pretty good. But can you rap as school girl?

Dice, in a high pitched voice: Please fucking pay me for this.

The duet sounded so good people were getting hospitalized for falling into eternal slumber from the dopamine it gave them after listening to it on loop. The voice actors had to publicly apologize for the duet causing hospitalization. Martial law is in place and the GenDice duet is banned. People that post even a clip of it will be placed under federal arrest. People stream it once a day in private.

#they got their hands on the true hypnosis mic and decided to make an absolute banger #and then made their own song a federal crime #Everyone who listens to the song just ends up like Yotsu #Jakurai is in shambles #hypmic #hypnosis mic #GenDice #Dice reminds me of a pickle

ruedsongbird

It’s national gf day so let me show off mine 🥹

He’s my babygorl 💖💖💖

strawberrywithlegs

As your girlfriend, I approve, he is OUR babygorl 🥰🥰

HAPPY LID DAY

27 times it took for me to stop being a dumbass 🥹🥹🥹

ruedsongbird

Ask and I shall deliver, @localcanadiandumpster 💖

MC Fat Cat

#oh my god Garfield the missing member of the dirty dawg 🥺🥺#YOU REALLY PUT YOUR ENTIRE KASUSSY INTO THIS ONE MY DARLING WIFE #Hypmic #hypnosis mic #ramuda amemura #Garfield

Arw upu a memberm of thw LGBT community yes or no

No. Do not bring attention to the fact I have a significant other who is totally not the one who asked me this question, there is no possible way I, a woman with a girlfriend, am gay.

#Kasey if you’re seeing this I love you #but like platonically because you’re like my bestie #Y’know sister from another mister #this is totally a platonic relationship between two really good friends #we totally don’t marry each other and grow old together and adopt kids #we totally don’t want to own several cats and various other animals together #we are both totally straight nothing gay about us #/j 😳

ruedsongbird

So me and my girlfriend (@localcanadiandumpster) were talking about how in the Live Stage, Dice’s boom box got taken and he was upset about it and we were like “Why was he so attached to it-“ but my poor reading comprehension got the better of me.

This ain’t dyslexia at this point. It’s just horrendous.

#no Japanese boy don’t cry because you lost your dad’s ashes to an illegal gambling ring #he probably incoherently cried to Gentaro and then tried explaining to Gentaro what happened #Gentaro probably thought he was lying until he realized Dice would be stupid enough to do that #gentaro yumeno #dice arisugawa #Hypmic #hypnosis mic

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Phantom Dumptruck