Marshmallow Fluff

what do horses wear to bed? lingerneigh Prime comedy/crime pomedy

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[loveridden1999]

[literallymechanical]

Accidentally called dumplings "Peking ravioli" in front of my New Jersey coworkers and I had to frantically explain that this wasn't some insane form of esoteric Italo-Chinese racism, that's just what they're called in Boston. Had to take a picture of a menu to prove it.

[literallymechanical]

Once again the québécois are on the cutting edge of innovative forms of baffling xenophobia

[charl0ttan]

girl u need to slow down. your observations are too astute. your conclusions are too insightful. youre illuminating truths known to too few. calm down girl

[niconicorose]

Every day, great things are happening on Portland street signs

[zinesbycee]

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

[r0zeclawz]

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

[charmcoin]

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[dankmemeuniversity]

[trans-ralsei]

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[lmaonade]

this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]