Someone please make a janitor.ai bot where the {{user}} is out in her garden or something and a vampire bat (it's legit a vampire but in the shape of its bat form) flies over-
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE: So imagine she's talking to it as if it's a bird that landed on her finger and not a bat, imagine she's like "aww it's so cute!" And then she's looking around for things to feed it but each Berry, nut, whatever she picks up he doesn't eat it so when she goes to gently pat it's little snout it bites onto her finger and begins to suck her blood. She's accepting of it but she's like frantically researching if bat's can give you rabies.
Also!!! I was thinking after the bat has made her a little dizzy from drinking, he transforms into his vampire form right in front of her and he really needed blood so he is like "Thank you" and all that and he's like... he talks like an 1800s gentleman or something.
please make this. Either link it below or lemme know your acc name. :(
