Dumbass

[feraligatr]

you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a woman’s man, no time to talk

[lilpradaprincess]

[bugattiprincess-deactivated2017]

bp

[longpants-deactivated20130328]

Visit Original Link

[danielhowell]

[brittany-murphy]

[stressed-asf]

She looks like she's dying inside

[meltedbunny-deactivated20160229]

Levels of Tumblr.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

[jayce]

[lookingfans]

Russell Tovey Appreciation Post

[stressed-asf]

SOMEONE PLS HELP ME IM CONFUSED

I'm just wondering if anyone knows anything about under developed breasts/nipples and if they're still okay to get pierced? My breasts are (bit of a weird comparison but) similar to a cone shape and my nipples are generally puffy and small except when erect. Hopefully someone can help!! Please reblog so someone can help me (and help others who also want to know!) thank you!!

[quank]

new tag meme: type “im the” and tag this with the first thing that comes up

[quank]

like half the tags on this are “im the worst”…. guys……

[other-hawkeye-deactivated202105]

I gotta go, my date is here

[thotketraccoon]

i just feel like reminding everyone of the biggest fashion icon in the galaxy

[holepic]

serving michael wazowski head and violet chachki waist! kween!

[owlmylove]

straight up LOOKS

[okaymad]

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[heycinco]

[goraeintheskyy]

#this is it this is american television

[uncool-666]

that all happened in under 2 minutes

[jonbutter]

This isn’t even the wildest thing that happened this episode

[stressed-asf]

Do you ever get so mad but you can’t vent to anyone bc they will turn it back on you and everyone will do the same??? Me too

[stressed-asf]

Also adding to this, the fact that people mock you for your insecurities and when you're clearly upset it's "just banter" because that makes it okay

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

[stressed-asf]

Do you ever get so mad but you can't vent to anyone bc they will turn it back on you and everyone will do the same??? Me too