StReSsEd DePrEsSeD PoSsEsSeD

The randomness of a sarcastic and soulless human's troll-ings on Tumblr. 🙃 INFJ 5w6 (531) SP/SO Neutral Good Melancholic Ravenclaw // 🌞♈️ 🌚♋️ ⬆️♊️ // Ballet Dancer, Future Surgeon, College Student, Violinist, Mental Health Awareness Activist //

[katharinaste]

Lord of the lesbians™

[somespicyshrimp]

me at 14: like maybe im a lil gay but i’m not gonna let that define me im so much more than my sexuality like i can be straight if i try really hard

me now: 

[buzzfeedlgbt]

well if this isn’t the truth… 

[lesbiangeekspiral]

Ah yes, 20gayteen…

Januqueery

Femmeuary

Butch

Gaypril

Gay

Pride Month

July but gay

Outgust

Sapphotember

Toptober

Bivember

Dykecember

[tnerdbean]

You are your birth month.

[everygay-puns]

Month puns! July should be jYOUlie (about your sexuality to everyone you know)

[everygay-puns]

Gay drama is literally LGBTea

[gaymigration-deactivated2016100]

do you have a girlfriend ?

I have anxiety

[lovely-cherry-blossom]

Sites I visit when I’m bored

people have been asking me a lot about stuff i do when i’m bored. so….voila. here it is. bask in its glory. my gift to humanity

• Commaful - bot that listens to you and sends you addicting short stories

• Doodle Or Die - a chain of drawings. surprisingly addicting

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• Drench - addicting color game

• Silk - having fun subconsciously drawing vaginas

• Tumblr - couldn’t find the url for this site. can somebody help

• Google.com - recently discovered this. hear it’s kind of a shitty bing

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

[theresaloverobbery]

straight up forgot about my math test last year cuz of commaful and invisible cow lol

[tastefullyoffensive]

[with-practice]

all you ladies pop that thrussy like this

[artgroupie]

[llauraprepon]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

take me home….

[tastefullyoffensive]

[htesimpsons]

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[forever90s]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[gifprincess]

[reverseracism]

I about died when I saw this