[inch--worm]

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

[nflstreet]

[mgnovenija]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

who up?? Kill me

[destroymylife]

have a nice day :)

[toastbutteregg]

[fluffygif]

Boopable snoot! BOOP! 👃🏻 Smooch!

[tamamita]

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

[friendshipismax]

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

[tamamita]

Then I will finish the job

[recaption]

[xeppelinsfw]

a guy asking his girl during Coitus saying “please baby please can u make ur pupils really small and cross them and stick ur tongue out and do a peace sign”

[nhvk-deactivated20210326]

[ancaporado]

[aniweak]

[thebootydiaries]

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord