Bam! Plas Attack!

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Some of you kids take your tumblr role-playing way too seriously.

Thank God I'm the real Plastic Man, or I'd be a pretty sad, lonely creature.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Happy Pride Month! 🫵🏳️‍🌈🎉👍

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Jesus. Thought you died.

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Oh yeah, I exist. What a concept. Sometimes I'm so lost in whatever multiversal conflict bullshit is going on this week, I forget to acknowledge mere corporeality.

Nuts.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Did you know that when you nacho cheese on chip on nacho taste chip nacho cheese on you? This is because nacho cheese and taste chip on nacho cheese is referenced to taste chip on your cheese

[let-me-speak-with-your-manager]

Did you know? Did you know that- have you ever wondered about that- when you ice cream on sprinkles, sprinkle ice cream you taste? It’s like sprinkles on ice cream on sprinkle. Is like an explosion of flavors. It fusion flavors all your favorite sprinkles.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Karen gets me

[stretch-legweak-returns]

[stretch-legweak-returns]

I'm old enough to have voted against FDR.

Wobbly-legged, soviet-sucking cockwomble.

[stretch-legweak-returns]

You kids have no idea.

FDR loved Hitler's economic policy, particularly his utilization of widespread social welfare programs.

[stretch-legweak-returns]

I'm old enough to have voted against FDR.

Wobbly-legged, soviet-sucking cockwomble.

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Some of you kids take your tumblr role-playing way too seriously.

Thank God I'm the real Plastic Man, or I'd be a pretty sad, lonely creature.

[gothamvultureculture]

Role…players???

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Yeah, I mean, there are like 70 Robins on here, they can't all be the real deal.

Unless Spooky's got a Deutsches Jungvolk type outfit going on that I don't know about.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I have an army of rogues following me, feels like I'm starting a cool kid's club but it's one that Batman would hate

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Batman hates anything cool, that's why he's always knocking over that old snowman in his "I-need-this-to-not-die" suit.

[thebetterrobin]

That’s just how the Bats is. Old man complains about my helmet insurance policy, goddamn fun police

[stretch-legweak-returns]

On the one hand, you go through helmets like Harley goes through Goth phases.

On the other hand, take Spooky for all he's worth one Crimson Dome at a time, kid.

[thebetterrobin]

Oh I will. I expense everything I can. Keep the ruined helmets too, like little fucked up trophies. So far I’ve got 12 and counting

[stretch-legweak-returns]

That's fuckin diabolical 🤣🤣

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I have an army of rogues following me, feels like I'm starting a cool kid's club but it's one that Batman would hate

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Batman hates anything cool, that's why he's always knocking over that old snowman in his "I-need-this-to-not-die" suit.

[thebetterrobin]

That’s just how the Bats is. Old man complains about my helmet insurance policy, goddamn fun police

[stretch-legweak-returns]

On the one hand, you go through helmets like Harley goes through Goth phases.

On the other hand, take Spooky for all he's worth one Crimson Dome at a time, kid.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I have an army of rogues following me, feels like I'm starting a cool kid's club but it's one that Batman would hate

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Batman hates anything cool, that's why he's always knocking over that old snowman in his "I-need-this-to-not-die" suit.

[stretch-legweak-returns]

It's been rough these past few months.

You know that stack of cardboard boxes you pass on the corner of 12th and Kane by the Elliot Bridge on your way to the Sundollar at lunch?

That stack of cardboard boxes is me.

I'm not homeless, I'm just on a stakeout in Gotham (my least favorite city)

[stretch-legweak-returns]

How was your night last night?

I was Bruce Wayne for Halloween.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

True or false,

You're short

False, I'm average height

[cherryblossomgothomite]

Average height twinsies.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Omg yay, twinsies!! :D

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Doesn't matter how tall you are, kid, I'm taller

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Stretching doesn't count

[stretch-legweak-returns]

That's the scary part! I'm always stretching! If I wasn't stretching I don't know what would happen.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

True or false,

You're short

False, I'm average height

[cherryblossomgothomite]

Average height twinsies.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

Omg yay, twinsies!! :D

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Doesn't matter how tall you are, kid, I'm taller

[stretch-legweak-returns]

Guess who's back, back, back

Back again, gain, gain

Plas is back, back, back