Hola🌞

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[fn2817-deactivated20231003]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[ruoloc]

[ruoloc]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

[coolyourjetsbennie]

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

[the-guardian-of-snow-days]

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

Quartz and Amethyst Sphere - Brazil

[chocotaur-deactivated20211206]

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[stricken-minds]

teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"

sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"

junior year: "you're almost seniors now"

senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"

College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

[cyborglovesong]

[ruinedchildhood]

FRED

YOU’RE THE ONE DRIVING

[shaderiahcarey]

Mariah Carey’s vocal range in under 2 minutes

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!

[thedisneyprincess]

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

“Oh, damn” LMAOOO 😂😂😂💀

[pepsiprincesa]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA PISS MYSWLF

[ithelpstodream]

[moonshinemonty]

the appropriate response

[rosebramblewolf]

honestly like

garnet has been fused on earth (at least the vast majority of the time) for several thousand years so

garnet doesnt have a british accent

britain has a garnet accent

[magnetsandneato-deactivated2022]

#what did garnet do in britain

[ash-ofpallet]

[ruinedchildhood]

Im the guy on the left

[indiaknox-deactivated20251025]

[best-of-memes]

[africant]

he tried to be slick smh.

[weloveshortvideos]