King Dave Strider

Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You still know all of the TROLLS, but some of them you have lost CONTACT WITH. Recently you have been looking to HAVE SOME FUN. M!A: --- {{ May be NSFW at times. }}

[quibbs]

and all i could have been, and all i would have been, was lost in time.

[i-suck-at-url]

You’re so gay bro

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

[kol-calamity-blog]

[thesewersofparis]

photoshoot with our amazing Dave at the 413 meetup

Dave / Photo

[cerealism]

AHH just look at those photos! Thank you so much for taking and uploading them, they’re georgeous! (especially the first two ones holy shit i look good)

[mrkat-moved-deactivated20220228]

“And what’s wrong with that?”

[striderkings-blog]

nothin

theres just a purple cat talkin

nothin bad about that

[striderkings-blog]

O.O.C

{{ I DIDN'T DIE I SWEAR.

Life just got busy and stayed off this account awhile. ; u;

I'll have replies and what-not soon. Again, sorry for being gone so long. }}

[time--paradox-deactivated201310]

Reblog if you are a ROLE-PLAYER or an ASK blog

[ask-badlittleboy-marshalllee-de]

Or both.

[super-hetalia-bros-brawl]

[striderkings-blog]

O.O.C

{{ omgf. Guys I swear I will get around to replies. I just have had headaches and stomachaches on and off an god they are pretty bad. Like or send an ask if I owe. -Dave's mun }}

[matt-smith]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

There is another virus thing going around tumblr where it says something about free starbucks, DO NOT CLICK IT OR GO ON ANYONE WHO IS INFECTED’S BLOG, I went on their blog and it filled up my queue with spam, IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR DASH, STAY AWAY. Reblog to the spread the word please!

[furinchime]

Gotta give this one credit for being clever, at least.

[striderkings-blog]

OFFLINE

{{ Shit guys gotta go. Be on and reply tomorrow. Life or send an ask if I owe. Peace. e3e }}

[mor8id-deactivated20140712]

I can handle you im sure

[striderkings-blog]

dont be sayin things ya cant prove right then and there

[the-doctor-anonymous-deactivate]

I ask as not to be rude to you! I would not want to make such a ‘cool kid’ angry! 

[striderkings-blog]

shit dude it takes a lot to make this kid loose his cool

anyway anymore questions ya got for me?

[mor8id-deactivated20140712]

hmmm i don’t know

we really don’t know each other and i don’t think you can handle this

[striderkings-blog]

me? not bein able to handle that?

come on ya wouldnt be able to handle all this strider if ya tried

[the-doctor-anonymous-deactivate]

Hehe! That title seems appropriate. What would you prefer I call you sir Strider?

[striderkings-blog]

go by strider dave and cool kid whatever ya want

not too picky bout this kinda stuff

[mor8id-deactivated20140712]

actually i have already slept with one of your alternates on a m!a

[striderkings-blog]

then whats wrong with ya doin it with me spidy?

[striderkings-blog]

 the-doctor-anonymous said: ((dear me, I’ve reached my ask limit)) Who I am is just a simple doctor trying to help his people. What I am…well lets just say I’m anonymous. *a little nervous talking about what he is*

well then ill just call ya doc anon

seems im just too cool for the fbi for now

[mor8id-deactivated20140712]

Oh you wish id sleep with you

[striderkings-blog]

i know ya wanna sleep with me

actin like ya dont aint helpin