bromides 4 lyfe

An unironic (edit: semi ironic) HSkin blog. Links are found under the "more" link on desktop.

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are the mods fighting or was that "fuck you" a joke 😧

It’s a joke. Mod Dave’s a fucking gremlin and while he’s smart as hell he also sucks at figuring out the logic behind my organisation. Of course, he’d tell you that my tagging system is hell incarnate, and that I don’t have any organisation, but clearly that is wrong because I know where everything is ever. 

- Mod Splinter

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So first of all, we’re not dead.

I repeat, we’re not dead. 

I got a new job and training’s been going fucking ham, but hey, we’re back. I’m gonna get started on a few requests now, and try to catch up on the shit that’s built up a bit. 

We’ll also try checking this more frequently, because apparently Tumblr didn’t give us the notifs for most of these messages, either. 

- Mod Splinter

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agree to disagree

im dead as fuck

a corpse

a being of no life

lifeless being

1-800-IMA-DEAD-BITCH

that aint a real number but if you dial it up youll be immediately connected to my bs

a constant stream of conscious unconsciousness

god im so tired

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Can I have a canon Call for my Signless timeline? I was canon compliant for the most part and blind. I wore my hair long and I only ever got to fight once. Everyone in my tl called each other by name if we knew it. Aka HIC was Meenah, I was Kankri, so on and so forth. I’m looking for anyone from my timeline (including Karkat or his friends) excluding HIC and Dualscar, I request about 17+. My blog is @merging-blues-and-reds

anything for you captain

aye if any of yall got mems aligning with this noise hit them up you know the terms n conditions

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Blind Signless again, I’d also like a playlist revolving around unwanted issues, being dragged into revolutions (wars) and feeling trapped. I prefer rock, but I like pop and shit. Doesn’t have to be English songs either! Just no country.

Here’s the Spotify playlist. It’s shorter than usual, but I’m hella struggling to find a good last song. The extra three could work, but I’m not sure, so I’m not counting them as the main part of the playlist. That said, hope you like it, bro. I tried to stay as rocky as possible, but I’m pretty sure I fucked that up somewhere along the way (though rock’s such an extensive genre these days I think most things could be classified as rock). 

And the tracklist, plus YouTube links.

Nickelback - Feed the Machine

Disturbed - Sound of Silence 

Puddle of Mudd - Blurry

Bad Wolves - Zombie

Simple Plan - Astronaut

Green Day - The Neighbourhood

U2 - Stuck in a Moment You Can’t Get Out Of

Plus, extras.

3 Doors Down - Kryptonite 

Stone Sour - Through Glass

Snow Patrol - Run

- Mod Splinter

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Can I request an aesthetic for a Karkat Piexes who loved crabs and collecting jewelry, and wanted to make Alternia a better place for his friends?

You got it, bro. All posted. I hope you like it, and let me know if you want anything changed. 

- Mod Splinter

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Karkat Peixes (ft. crabs, jewellery, and fixing Alternia) for anon.

- Mod Splinter

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Heyyy there mods splinter and dave!!!! First of all, I've got to say you guys seem super hella cool and I'm so excited I found your blog!! Second, I wasn't sure if requests are open atm but I didn't see anything saying they weren't so hopefully this is ok? But uhhh could I get an aesthetic for a genderfluid Roxy Lalonde with upbeat/happy themes? With colors of the genderfluid flag if you can manage it, and maybe like,,, cute kitty things or smth? Tysm! - PD P.s. Mod dave's page made me lmao

Yo, Rox. I’d like to think we’re pretty fucking chill, so I’m glad you’re liking things so far. Being called cool is the epitome of Strider Validation (TM). 

And yeah, requests are open - I just wasn’t getting any notifs about them, because Tumblr fucking hates me, I guess. Sorry about that. I hope you’re still around to see your aesthetic, because it’s done. 

I tried to include all the colours, and as close to the real ones as I could get. Let me know if you want to change anything, though. 

(I’ll get Dave to add his own comments in a bit, too, because I know he was hella proud of his little page)

- Mod Splinter

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Genderfluid Roxy (ft. happy themes and cats) aesthetic for anon. 

- Mod Splinter

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my god... the fashion boards are fucking great. if youre up for it (and it's totally chill if youd rather not!! respond privately and I'll send a moodboard request instead :3) ciuld I get one for a fem/androgynous roxy? Preferrably with some purples or Blues mixed in, n I like scene/punk type accessories! thanks so much, whether you do it or not!!

Okay so. I. I went fucking overboard. I kept seeing shit and I was like, goddamn, that’s exactly perfect. It’s all one hell of a jumble, but the general idea is that you can match the tights to the dresses, the tank top to the open shirts/jackets, the pants to just about anything, the socks to whatever you like, then the shoes (being white) should match anywhere, and I found so much punk-like shit you’ll look like the most pastel punk ever. Don’t worry if you don’t like the punk accessories I show here (especially since a few are more goth than punk); the links below will take you to the shops I found them in, and there’s a fuck tonne more variety there. 

Tank top: Here

Shoes: Here

Lightup Shoes: Here

Belt: Here

Socks (grey): Here

Socks (camo): Here

Tights (blue): Here

Tights (purple): Here

Pants (purple): Here

Pants (camo): Here

Sweater (purple): Here

Sweater (blue): Here

Sweater (dark blue): Here

Jacket (purple): Here

Jacket (blue): Here

Waistcoat: Here

Purple dress/shirt: Here

Gears accessories: Here

Mask: Here (leads to a lot of other cool accessories if you don’t like that specifically)

Belt: Here

Pants: HereAlternative: Here

Waist accessory: Here

Gloves: Here

Neck accessory: Here (leads to a lot of other cool accessories if you don’t like that specifically)

- Mod Splinter

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Not a request but I find it pretty cool that y'all have this url now compared to the person who had it before-

That’s 100% the reason why we took it. Feels good to turn something that used to be bad into something that’ll help people, and it’s a hella url all bad past aside. It’s a win-win situation, bro, the perfect brolution.

- Mod Splinter

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could i have an aesthetic board for a transboy roxy lalonde who was really had really bad struggles w dysphoria n mental illness and really liked "softboy" outfits n shit? also sum heart shades if it wouldnt b too much trouble?? thank u!

All posted for you, bro. I hope it’s okay. but holy shit you have no idea how fucking hype I was about the heart shades. I had one of them stocked up just for this very sort of aesthetic. Fuck yeah.

Let me know if you want it changed, though. 

- Mod Splinter

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Transboy Roxy (struggling with dysphoria and mental illness) aesthetic for anon.

- Mod Splinter  

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So first of all, we’re not dead.

I repeat, we’re not dead. 

I got a new job and training’s been going fucking ham, but hey, we’re back. I’m gonna get started on a few requests now, and try to catch up on the shit that’s built up a bit. 

We’ll also try checking this more frequently, because apparently Tumblr didn’t give us the notifs for most of these messages, either. 

- Mod Splinter

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Is it still cool to ask for fashion boards? Cause shit man that cirava one is GOOD, but I know you said you think you suck at them, so I just wanna make sure, it’s cool if not ofc

I'm perfectly chill to give my hand at them, dude, don't worry. I'm a bigass perfectionist, so I tend to worry a fucktonne about whether or not they're good enough, but if you think the Cirava one was good then fuck I gotta be doing something right. 

Who/what kin do you want me to make it for? I'm fucking ready, yo, bring it.

- Mod Splinter

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hey, are you still doing mood boards? if so, id like to request a karkat and kanaya best friends forever board! Thank you! :)

You got it; all done and posted. 

- Mod Splinter

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Karkat and Kanaya (BFF) aesthetic for @pantslessvantass 

- Mod Splinter

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if yall are still taking requests can i get a heinoustuck dave aesthetic/moodboard (dont remember exactly what it was called)

Yo, sorry about the delay, bro - hope you like it. Same source, too, so this aesthetic was cathartic as fuck to make.  

- Mod Splinter