dick too bomb

[He grinded his teeth in frustration and snarled a bit,]

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I AM NOT BLUSHING. I WOULD NEVER BLUSH. IN ORDER TO BE BLUSHING, I WOULD HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT? NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. I JUST TOOK A BITE OF YOUR GOD DAMN CHURRO LIKE A FUCKING MAN TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT SUCH STUPID TREATS. THAT’S ALL. END STORY, CURTAINS CLOSED, WAVE GOOD FUCKING BYE TO ALL THE LITTLE ASSHOLES WHO CAME AND WATCHED THE SHOW. THERE WILL BE NO MORE PONDERING ABOUT MY CURRENT STATE OF MIND. YOU NOW KNOW THAT WAS EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO FUCKING KNOW. SO FUCK YOU.

[He still kept his gaze away from Dave’s, however, his blush only increased with the more he talked, and the more Dave pried into Karkat’s emotions. His fists curled up into little balls, becoming irritated]

you were definitely blushing

dont deny it karkat

/you smirk at him as he's practically about to explode at this point, and he's still blushing. what an idiot/

its practically stained on your face by now

/he runs up to you, and you smirk at him. there’s no way in hell you’re going to let on how fucking excited you are./

what do you mean youd never thought youd see me

are you doubting what was written in the stars john

written in the stars? that’s pretty intense. i guess it was pretty foolish of me to even question the obvious inevitability of us meeting.

just being stuck with dave sprite instead of you was kind of a let down. i seriously never thought i’d get away from him. /=> frown at the idea of that feathery asshole/

its not that stupid of an idea

i mean maybe you werent just throwing all of your blind faith into this moment like i guess i was

i kind of counted on it being a given you know

play the game meet everyone easy as that

obviously things got a little more complicated than that but anways

why dont you like davesprite so much the guys literally me

#pre-location change

/you get to space mountain and look around for a dorky boy wearing bright blue pjs. yup, there he is, john egbert, in the flesh. you call his name out and wave in hopes of catching his attention./

hey john over here

/=> turn around and smile/

hey dave! /=> jog up to him/

wow. i thought i would never actually see you in person.

/he runs up to you, and you smirk at him. there's no way in hell you're going to let on how fucking excited you are./

what do you mean youd never thought youd see me

are you doubting what was written in the stars john

#pre-location change

[He remains silent for a while, tapping his foot and looking away from Dave. He then looks up at Dave, and then looking at the remaining bit of his Churro. He lunges forward to take a bite of it, and swallows. He looks away from Dave’s gaze once again, small blush visible on his face]

/karkat just suddenly takes a huge bite out of your churro. you try to not act surprised, and you're pretty sure you fail miserably/

what the fuck was that for you stupid midget

are

are you blushing

#pre location change

[He scoffs and places his hands on his sides]

DON’T BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF. IT JUST SO HAPPENS I HAVEN’T HAD MUCH TO EAT TODAY, AND SO I WAS RATHER HUNGRY.

[He pouts and looks to the side]

#cmon dude let me win just once

how am i being full of myself

i dont understand your logic at all

just give in and admit you liked it

/=> arrive at space mountain/ /=> look for dave/ /=> attempt to look collected and calm instead of excited as you feel/

#ooc;; youre def asleep but #better late than never i guess!#pre location change

/you get to space mountain and look around for a dorky boy wearing bright blue pjs. yup, there he is, john egbert, in the flesh. you call his name out and wave in hopes of catching his attention./

hey john over here

[He grabs the Churro and observes it as Dave speaks, and when he finishes he says]

YEAH, WHATEVER.

[He proceeds to bite on the cinnamon-dough-stick and crunches while the flavor hits his taste buds with a wonderful sensation, but he dare not admit such a thing to Dave, being that it would be against his personality]

IT’S ALRIGHT.

[And he continues to devour the snack with absolute delight]

I DON’T SEE WHY YOU WERE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. IT’S JUST A SWEETLY CINNAMON FLAVORED WANNABE DOUGHNUT IN A ROLE.

[He finishes eating the treat and rolls up the napkin it came with]

its alright

/you totally can tell he loves it and hes just not letting you have the satisfaction of being right./

its more than alright and we both fucking know it

/you take a bite of your churro and watch karkat scarf the rest of his down/

its alright my fucking ass you mowed that thing down like it was your goddamn lawn

yeah

were both here its like one big weird family reunion

lets skip all the awkward hugs and creepy uncles that no one likes and just get to the reuniting part

where do you want to meet me

how about space mountain? that one is easy to find.

i’m going to go there now, ok?

sounds good to me

you better ride this thing with me im not walking all the way over there to have you chicken out or something

ill meet you there

[He pinches his forehead in agitation]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, STRIDER? WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME ARGUING ABOUT SOME FATTENING FOOD? I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT COTTON CANDY.

DID YOU REALLY JUST MAKE A WHOLE IGNORANT SPEECH BASED ON PROTECTING A SNACK?

NO WONDER YOUR RAPS SUCK.

[He points to the vacant food stand]

I’M PRETTY SURE WE CAME HERE FOR THIS. IN CASE YOU FORGOT.

#carcinogrumpy #pre location change

hey my raps do not suck

youre toeing the line vantas ive got my eyes on you

/he draws your attention back to the stand/

oh

yeah sorry about that

/you buy two churros from the dude running the stand and hand one to karkat/

ready for the multicultural experience of your life

ghostofheir replied to your post: hey dave! i don’t know if you’re here on earth too… but if you are, we should meet up at a ride.

yeah, at disney land! i actually saw karkat so i thought since you were with him in the game last you might be here too.

yeah

were both here its like one big weird family reunion

lets skip all the awkward hugs and creepy uncles that no one likes and just get to the reuniting part

where do you want to meet me

#ghostofheir

[He continues walking with an irritated look on his face]

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. I’VE NEVER USED ALCHEMY FOR SUCH USELESS THINGS. THAT’S WHAT COOKING IS FOR. AND WE HAVE COTTON CANDY, THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH. UNLIKE HUMANS, WE DON’T WANT OUR KIND TO END UP WITH SUGAR INFLUENCED DISEASES AND OBESITY.

AND OUR PLANET IS FAR SUPERIOR TO THE ONE YOU LIVE ON WITH IT’S GOD AWFUL POLLUTION AND FREAKISH LOOKING BEINGS.

[He stops]

OKAY. WE’RE HERE.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PAYING FOR THIS, RIGHT?