Strider's Sanctuary

yeah i guess im here now (Indie RP blog for Dave Strider. Icon Source:  https://dodush.tumblr.com/post/184300019494/some-of-the-requests-i-got)

[stridersanctuary]

I'm sorry Mr Strider but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to run you in for copyright infringement on your own alternate timeline future self. There can only be one Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Miovei

Well, actually there's like twelve, each with a different plot and unique misspelling of the title that are all distributed intentionally mixed up between sets to maximize chaos value but that's just pedantry.

is that even how copyright law works wouldnt i just own everything because im still dave im sure if other dave was still alive hed probably just give me the rights be like oh hey bro yo whats up bro i got these hella sick movies i made you wanna own them forever fuck yeah i do give that shit to me ok thanks bro i gotta go kill a batterbitch now ttyl man if i was him i wouldve released them all on the same day all at different movie theaters to even further propose chaos and then theyre all needlessly connected and theres like some true plot bullshit hidden in all the garbage like the worst arg ever conceived except it actually reverses in itself into being something rad as fuck at the end the person who can piece it all together wins ten billion dollars worth of shitty swords i have in my back closet

[superlativesamsara]

I mean my Dave in particular went for a direct to video release to make sure that absolutely no mass groups would be exposed to the same iteration at the same time and there was absolutely a metaplot centered around what was going on with Geromy in the background but unfortunately he didn't get to release the secret 13th version that would've resolved that plot before Sburb happened. And then he kinda died so,,, yeah.

Anyways sup the names Rose Strider no I don't want to talk about it suffice it to say someone shuffled my universe like a fucking deck of cards.

[stridersanctuary]

gotta say rose me and your dave would be fucking bros for god damn life he is a fucking master mind beyond master minds shame he died all good daves die young

also sup, felt like i was talking to rose but you felt kinda different guess you being a strider would make sense seems like in that deck of cards you managed to get the ace never met a bad strider in my life except for that one dude but we dont talk about him hes a dead asshole

[magustempus]

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@stridersanctuary

Hello

[stridersanctuary]

magustempus:

“Just a nickname, is all. Been a while since I worked with any kind of music in any capacity.

And yeah. Stuff gets…complicated.”

its a sick nick either way also what kind of music did you make shit i think its been a minute since ive made any sick beats myself

also you said it not me paradox space is a bitch and a half i swear it does this shit on purpose just to amuse itself

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[jakemorph]

girls girls there's enough of me to go around on ALL of your cringe compilations

[stridersanctuary]

I'm sorry Mr Strider but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to run you in for copyright infringement on your own alternate timeline future self. There can only be one Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Miovei

Well, actually there's like twelve, each with a different plot and unique misspelling of the title that are all distributed intentionally mixed up between sets to maximize chaos value but that's just pedantry.

is that even how copyright law works wouldnt i just own everything because im still dave im sure if other dave was still alive hed probably just give me the rights be like oh hey bro yo whats up bro i got these hella sick movies i made you wanna own them forever fuck yeah i do give that shit to me ok thanks bro i gotta go kill a batterbitch now ttyl man if i was him i wouldve released them all on the same day all at different movie theaters to even further propose chaos and then theyre all needlessly connected and theres like some true plot bullshit hidden in all the garbage like the worst arg ever conceived except it actually reverses in itself into being something rad as fuck at the end the person who can piece it all together wins ten billion dollars worth of shitty swords i have in my back closet

[stridersanctuary]

I mean that was a joke about Davesprite but go off I guess.

Although I suppose now you're obligated to have a Cat-Crow since he fused with Nepeta.

exactly paradox space wanted me to be a crow dude while crows are sick little things since im out of the game i will refute anything paradox space tries to throw at me there is no more destiny only dog parrot hybrids also thats exactly why hes not a cat crow cant step on their weird bird cat feet they already got that situation handled its like if you asked me to make a sbahj movie when theres already several situations been handled and ive been going through the catalogue one at a time

[stridersanctuary]

Technically speaking aren't you contractually obligated to have a crow fursona?

paradox space is a bitch im not conforming to their whims furvonius the dogbird is now specifically a dog parrot and not a dog crow

[stridersanctuary]

i feel like you have a fursona

dude i have the best fucking fursona in all of the land you dont even know furvonius is a fucking legend and possibly one of the greatest things of all time i cant even think of twelve things better than him and that’s saying a fucking lot hes a masterpiece the greatest of all time shit i guess you could says hes the GOAT but he isnt actually a goat hes more of a dogbird hybird because wings are fucking cool davesprite and davepeta basically taught me that hybrids are sick as shit but if furvonius was a catbird thing itd be ripping them off hardcore they already got that shit on fucking lockdown

[stridersanctuary]

im tired as fuck what the hell is there to do just kinda chillin on a roof cause thats a cool thing to i guess but like shit theres nothing really to do im like sonic the fuckin hedgehog in this bitch except significantly more slow unless you count time travel as a means of going fast which i guess that counts but it feels like cheating youre not running youre just going back in time and walking there before the race even started so you can conveniently be there before your opponent gets there

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@stridersanctuary

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[stridersanctuary]

yo shits rare i get to see another time player and for once im not actually being sarcastic for the sake of a joke i swear time players are like one in a dozen but then end up being the most important assholes in the entire ecosystem like god damn what makes the game have so little of them just to throw them into the biggest situations who said i wanna murder a big green fuck-you demon what if i just wanna chill out like a page player or something have all of these hidden abilities never getting realized because the games like “fuck you” and then we win anyway anyway the names dave but you can call me dave whats up

[magustempus]

“That sounds…about right, actually…

Hi Dave. You can call me DJ.”

[stridersanctuary]

yeah theyre a bitch and a half with time players as if were some main characters or something like god damn cant just force someone into something like that also damn dude thats a sick name is it literal do bust sick as hell jams or is it short for something like damien james or some shit or is it just a cool name cause either way that shits sick as hell

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[stridersanctuary]

yo shits rare i get to see another time player and for once im not actually being sarcastic for the sake of a joke i swear time players are like one in a dozen but then end up being the most important assholes in the entire ecosystem like god damn what makes the game have so little of them just to throw them into the biggest situations who said i wanna murder a big green fuck-you demon what if i just wanna chill out like a page player or something have all of these hidden abilities never getting realized because the games like “fuck you” and then we win anyway anyway the names dave but you can call me dave whats up

[geminidoomed]

stridersanctuary​:

how the hell are you half dead how does that work did you get cut in half and they could only kiss one side of you but paradox space was just like “fuck it” and sew you back together or something thats fuckin’ freaky though can you see out of that eye still do you just go blind when youre a ghost

II’m our pro2piit dreamer actually, my twiin ii2 our der2e dreamer

twogether we make one entiire 2ollux

but 2eperated liike we are….

we’re both liiviing a half liife

iit2 ba2iically danny phantom hour2

[stridersanctuary]

oh shit dude danny phantom times two makes the ghost busting even more efficient than before in two places at once and nobody knows how the fuck it works when the answer is pretty obvious what would happen if you two like fused back together or something its just one regular dude or do you get buff as shit like its some fucking anime ghost busting becomes faster but less efficient but more fucking deadly

[geminidoomed]

stridersanctuary​:

ive just gotten a tumblr so its definitely not that that shit’s impressive though i dont even think i was in the game for that long the name sollux rings a bell though maybe i met a version of a dead you thats how it usually goes with trolls always having disturbingly more dead people than anyone else

entiirely po22iible, there2 a number of u2 hangiing out iin the bubble2, II wa2 for a whiile. II’m actually half dead, whiich ii2 why one of my eye2 ii2 white

weiird fuckiing gho2t eye

[stridersanctuary]

how the hell are you half dead how does that work did you get cut in half and they could only kiss one side of you but paradox space was just like “fuck it” and sew you back together or something thats fuckin’ freaky though can you see out of that eye still do you just go blind when youre a ghost

[geminidoomed]

stridersanctuary​:

if i had more shit in my noggin about the licking thing this would be when id throw it all here in a ten thousand word essay but thankfully my heads all out anyway yeah the feelings mutual

Mm

II can’t tell iif you’re peggiing my hatchname a2 2ollux, or iif you’ve actually 2een me my2elf and II before. There aren’t that many of u2 wiith the blue/whiite eye combo though iit2 kiinda rare.

II’ve been on tumblr for eiight year2 though iif that mean2 anythiing

[stridersanctuary]

ive just gotten a tumblr so its definitely not that that shit’s impressive though i dont even think i was in the game for that long the name sollux rings a bell though maybe i met a version of a dead you thats how it usually goes with trolls always having disturbingly more dead people than anyone else

[geminidoomed]

stridersanctuary​:

david is a banned name never to be spoken to anyone on this planet or any other for that matter i know several cops that will arrest you for speaking such a word and by several i mean one and shes more of a weird murder lawyer than a cop calling a man david is like calling obama “barack” nobody calls obama “barack” its not even a real name shits fake as hell

eugh dont even joke about the liickiing thiing

iit2 niice two meet you dave

[stridersanctuary]

if i had more shit in my noggin about the licking thing this would be when id throw it all here in a ten thousand word essay but thankfully my heads all out anyway yeah the feelings mutual

[geminidoomed]

@stridersanctuary welcome two the blog and thank2 for the follow, II’m Artiifex Captor, the 2aboteur, you can call me Fex

[stridersanctuary]

sup fex names dave but you can call me dave its kind of my nickname but i only let the sickest people i know call me that so consider yourself special to ride on the dave train its very exclusive

[geminidoomed]

what iif II want two rebel and add more letter2, what iif II want two call you daviid, what then?

[stridersanctuary]

david is a banned name never to be spoken to anyone on this planet or any other for that matter i know several cops that will arrest you for speaking such a word and by several i mean one and shes more of a weird murder lawyer than a cop calling a man david is like calling obama “barack” nobody calls obama “barack” its not even a real name shits fake as hell

[geminidoomed]

@stridersanctuary welcome two the blog and thank2 for the follow, II’m Artiifex Captor, the 2aboteur, you can call me Fex

[stridersanctuary]

sup fex names dave but you can call me dave its kind of my nickname but i only let the sickest people i know call me that so consider yourself special to ride on the dave train its very exclusive