I am the Strideful Pyro.

Mother calls me Amelia. School calls me Amy. Strangers call me Aussie. Friends call me Penn. Close friends call me Pennjamin. I don't care what you call me, as long as you respect me. My birthday is July 24, 1997. As of right now, I am 16. I live in Michigan. I love Psychology. I am going into my Junior Year of Highschool. I am a true Leo. I love Homestuck and cosplay as MANY characters, yet most of the cosplays are half-ass. My default is Nepeta. My serious WIPs are God Tier Trickster! Dave and Terezi Pyrope. I only use my Tumblr to follow #MichiganStuck, and posting my Homestuck Poems. <3 I also draw, but nobody wants to see that poo. <3 I do not give even a HALF of a shit for the NUMBER of followers I have. I appreciate the ones I have. <3 Now, question is: Do you want to be friends? UuU <3 Message me, I'm friendly!

[stridingpyro]

Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Back: Are you a virgin?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

Brain: Anything you want to ask

[corneliapornelia-blog]

[aquariaries]

Hmmm I need your opinions! Who should I be tomorrow for the Christmas meet?

[protokol]

[slightmood]

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

[undothemeds]

this is squidward

[wod3n]

tragically beautiful

[shortvideosandstuff]

[mut4lisk]

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

[17blvvck]

except the manatee. the manatee just wanted to say hi

[moonwiggler]

[hxxt-blog-deactivated20191014]

The 'yes or no' game.

[stridingpyro]

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

[albedosfox]

Sylph-Of-Blood’s 101 Followers Give away!!

Okay because i finally got 101 followers (and i love you all for that)i decided to do a giveaway i’ve been wanting to do this for awhile but i had to save money and  yeah and i like candy and my work has a discount on it so yeah everyone loves candy right may as well give that away as well??

First place:

2 pairs of horns (cept Aradia&Tavros sorry!!)

2 shirts from topatoco/ whatpumpkin stores 

1 one hoodie from whatpumpkin store

Any 1 trinket from whatpumpkin store

A cut out drawing thing of Andrew Hussie! (cause i made like 10 of them wtf idkwhy)

1 bag of candy of your choice! 

Second place:

1 pair of horns

1 shirts from topatoco/ whatpumpkin stores 

Any 1 trinket from whatpumpkin store

a cut out drawing thing of Andrew Hussie!

1 bag of your choice in candy

Rules

Only Reblogs Count.

No side-blogs or giveaway blogs ill be checking

You don’t have to follow id really like if you did though!! (&i might add something extra if you are)

If you don’t reply to my message after 24 hours I’ll pick a new winner sorry

You can reblog as much as you want just don’t spam your followers

other

I’ll ship almost anywhere c: 

ill be using random.org to pick the winners

i might add more things if this gets a lot of notes.

if you have any questions my ask box is open c:

Ends: Dec 3rd

[albedosfox]

Fuck wow okay im adding a third place

Gets to pick 1 thing outta 4 things

god tier hoodie

tee-shirt from whatpumpkin/ topatoco

trinket from whatpumpkin

pair of horns

and holy shit notes okay

and i forgot  you can switch out things like say you got second place and you want a hoodie instead of a tee-shirt and pair of horns that’ll be okay.

and im also adding all winners will get a wig of their choice okay??

(if this gets more notes ill add more lol.)

-Still ends Dec 3rd

New!!

ill make aradia horns im pretty confident in doing those but im still practicing tavros horns so for now still a no on them but yeah maybe.

[albedosfox]

one month left wow

[im-your-demon-deactivated201403]

Alright. Hi guys. I don’t do this often because I don’t like the way I look, but I’m doing this for a good reason.

Yesterday night I was talking to an old friend that I quit talking to for obvious reasons, but this made me angry. She put up a picture of herself which got a ton of notes, right?

But then I compliment her saying “wow I wish I got that many notes on my selfies.” But then she had to go and say this back to me: “lol that’s because I’m not a Mexican like you and I have a pretty far so yeah lol” and I responded “that’s nice wow” an she then further added “and I have a thigh gap ❤️”

who decIDED THAT WAS OKAY HOW WRONG IS THAT SHE MEANT THAT TOO

Now just because I’m not pretty or tumblr famous doesn’t give you permission to automatically become the upper class. So please, can you all reblog this to show that even of different skin colors we can all be beautiful? Thank you guys.

[martaei]

Ask me?

[axljohnsons-deactivated20140816]

[runnslp]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

It’s that wonderful time of the year when we realize we have no idea what to get our loved ones and go into panic mode! Super!

So you’re doing a giveaway? Yes!  I might not be able to find my mother the perfect present but I kinda know what would make some of you guys happy I think! :33 So why not give someone an early/late present, depending on what they celebrate? 

RULES AND REGULATIONS: totally jacking this from my previous giveaways

no giveaway blogs this time. gomen but i don’t really want another 32,000 note thing, that was not so cool.

if the person who wins is FOLLOWING ME AT THIS MOMENT they will receive ALL of the above prizes. 

if the person who wins FOLLOWS ME DURING the giveaway they will get MOST of the prizes.

if the winner is someone who DOES NOT FOLLOW ME they will still get a FEW of the prizes and a box of chocolates and tissues because it really is a shame if you don’t follow me i post quality shit like housetrapped and snk and if you’re reblogging this you have to like that junk right

reblog as much as you like, likes count, buy me a pony, same as every giveaway

ends January 1st at exactly midnight, so like when the ball drops homie 

i’ll ship international since i lucked out last time and only had to ship to Utah

i’ll do a random number generator out of all the entries to pick a winner uvu

Enough rules already what can I win??? ?? prizes, right, gotcha

People who are already following me will receive:

A super fashionable cloak and jacket wowza!

A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<

An arda wig (or other any wig you can find online) up to $50

Any FIVE pairs of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend

Any FIFTEEN shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe  

Any hoodie from what pumpkin!

5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES

Any pair of glasses, tz, sol, vriska, john, jake, jade, equius, dirk, meenah, you name it homie i got you

And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid

New followers will receive:

A super fashionable cloak and jacket wowza!

A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<

An arda wig (or other any wig you can find online) up to $50

Any FIVE pairs of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend

Any TEN shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe  

Any hoodie from what pumpkin!

5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES

Any pair of glasses, tz, sol, vriska, john, jake, jade, equius, dirk, meenah, you name it homie i got you

And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid

People who do not follow me will receive:

A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<

Any ONE pair of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend

Any FIVE shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe  

5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES

And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid

[4gifs]

[thefrogman]

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

[gotothemattresses-deactivated20]

You can’t possibly say no to that.

[sezja]

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

[wintersolqueer]

[silentspaces]

UGH HOW DID I NOT NOTICE

[tenxrosetyler]

Putting these two scenes together is absolutely NOT okay.

Now everything hurts. Awesome. 

[serendipitymuse]

GO  TO  YOUR  ROOM!!!

[theevilregaldoctor]

FUCK YOU TUMBLR I DIDN’T NEED THIS INFORMATION

[astudyinbowties]

wow fUCK YOU TUMBLR

[fuks]

[insert-creative-name-here]

[theairclub]

Here you go guys. Ken squealing in 15 languages.

[inactive1061-blog]

Dutch is manliest squeal

[ask-guidestuck-cal-blog]

Russia and Sweden really got up the octave.

[w04h8r0s10wd0wn-deactivated2013]

fucking turkish

[veryhandsomeexorcist-deactivate]

C R Y I N G

[frodofeels]

Hebrew is fantastic

[nevercomestheday]

omg Bulgarian

[bekkicanflyy]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING I AM CRYING YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW

[omghacks]