Having Trouble (./?)

This is a multi-fandom mess. I don't know what I'm doing with my life and am, in turns, a sarcastically apathetic queen of the universe or a whimpering bundle of feels. INTJ.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[god-dammit-mason-blog]

Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following:

• The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a day, getting bitten and screeched at while they try to figure out if this pidgey has been tagged yet so they release them back to track their migration

• Panicked interns trying to scoop the ekanses back into their tank because theyre freaking out the rattatas

• Three caterpies climbed into a vent and evolved into metapods that are too far in to reach so six underpaid college students are trying to dismantle ductwork

• Theres a big door marked “KEEP OUT” because a dozen oddish evolved into a squad of Vileplumes and until they stop releasing stun spores the entire room is just off limits

• Hundreds of researchers running on red bull and determination trying to tag and examine all the Pokemon but having to turn off the machine every once in a while to the discontent of trainers who are all getting a “Sorry, the servers are currently down” message at LEAST twice a day

• “GPS not found” flashes while returning a big group and suddenly Florida has been gifted 6,000 mankeys right in the middle of Epcot

• Someone in the back room up to their waist in stale dog treats with a bunch of little stamps. They sigh deeply at how gullible Pokemon trainers are that they think these things actually do anything other than excite the Pokemon so much they evolve

• Actual science professor surrounded by chaos and interns and a budget just too small

[artbyalexis]

#i love this so so much#and my first thought was a picture of a manic looking jigglypuff behind a window#with the sign PROFESSOR JIGGLY IS LOOSE

[aaliyahbreaux]

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

[osointricate]

Imagine the absolute joy on Leslie Knopes face when she realizes her parks are getting more foot traffic

Now imagine the look of absolute confusion when she finds out it’s for video game

Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing Pokémon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks

[osointricate]

Now imagine the city of Pawnee absolutely torn apart by the team system

Imagine it bring back parks and rec just for this episode I’m serious

[secondlina]

A Million Things I Haven’t Done…

Hamilton print by yours truly! Please support the cast and show by buying the soundtrack and listening to it obsessively like I do.

The print can be purchased {HERE}

The bubbles were done with a free of use brush by my buddy @gingerhaole, see her tumblr {HERE} and the brushes can be downloaded {HERE}

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[theblasianbarbie]

yall really need to stop coddling nonblack people like kylie jenner, zayn, etc. who continue to appropriate black culture and derail conversations about black oppression because they are young like literally yara shahidi is 16 years old and has an understanding of institutionalized oppression, zendaya actively discusses racism and the importance of representation and shes 19, amandla stenberg has been talking about this stuff since she was 15/16 too like…..yall need to stop acting like nonblack people in their late teens and early 20s are ignorant only bc they are young bc when they reach a certain point, you flip it and say “its too late for them to learn now” like honestly, youth is not an excuse when 12 year old tamir rice can get shot in a park, 18 year old michael brown can die with his hands up in the middle of the street, and 17 year old trayvon martin can get shot for holding a bag of skittles and arizona

nonblack privilege is having youth bc when youre black, innocence does not exist because your criminalized from birth

[drainedluck]

white people, or POM (people of mayonnaise)

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[pizzaotter]

I fucking lost it here

[sassywarlock-deactivated2015070]

This is all I could ever want it to be

[sizvideos]

Protester in Baltimore trying to avoid violence

Video

[colerfuldarkness666]

hey CNN why didn’t you show this clip?

[thetrolltolls]

we just passed fenway park and our tour guide was like does anyone know what wade boggs was known for?? and i said “oh he drank like over 70 cans of beer on an airplane!” and my mom was like ???? but i was wrong the tour guide said something about his batting average or some baseball shit i dont even know Thanks for this rcg

[thetrolltolls]

the tour guide also proceeded to speak a lot of the “rat infestation” issues in different parts of the city??? he’d be like “oh yeah this used to be a real run down area years ago with so many rats” or “this is a fantastic, clean area you wont find any rats around here” i love its always sunny Haunting me

[firejutsu]

my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure

[staraptor]

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse

[tupac-qoute]

[outofcontextdnd]

Maybe you should do the talking, since I’m a giant skinless bear

Party druid when approaching a strange necromancer, who they promptly murdered after screaming, “ANARCHY!!” (via outofcontextdnd)

[toocutesnoots]

Ball Pythons part II, from the Columbia Repticon

[queenofzombies]

Long commute, huh buddy

[hairyheals-deactivated20221118]

When you’re out of PP for Teleport.