For the Sake of the Mustrums

Josh | 20 | Aries | INFJ | he/him

[lukois]

i cant believe isabelle met presidential candidate joe biden!

[lukois]

wait…. oh my god what is he doing

[wonder-bread]

[fishingcatz]

BTS reacts to you smoking racism weed -

Jungkook: 

Valentino from the Orangutan Jungle School:

[y4mmyb0y]

This is why we stan Valentino

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

look at this king walking

[afieldinengland]

crop top that says “FRANKENSTEIN” across the chest and booty shorts that say “FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER” across the ass

[ewaneneollav]

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[memesonthehour]

new favorite meme

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

*hides your lunch in a ball of peanut butter to give you entertainment and enrichment*

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

mfw when licking thru the peanut bubber and finding SNACKS INSIDE

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

It Chapter 2 Spoilers

BRO THERE’S A CLOWN IN THIS ONE

[strawbebby-buttons]

Aw congrats on your role!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[urparty]

what the fuck is game of thrones. stan peppa pig

[anxietyproblem]

[podencos]

[officialunitedstates]

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

[permacultivated]

this is so true

[officialunitedstates]

I know

[radsee]

What’s going on here

[officialunitedstates]

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.