woohohohouu

hi i'm jackie ♡

[hellsite-yano]

this is literally what it's like

[funstyle]

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

[mevil]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[louisegluckpdf]

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

[contemptible-scoundrel]

seriously awesome

[alackofghosts]

glimpses of summer

[catcrumb]

[mangonetics]

I know the invitation said "nobody can come" but I'm actually very hurt that none of you showed up for my edging party. I thought the word play was obvious.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[twistcmyk]

A Mutual Understanding Between Nerds

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im going to cum. But i dont know where that is.

End

[woodrider]

Centre Universitaire Méditerranéen is in Nice, France.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im going to nice france.

[circlusion]

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”