I Just Wanna Sleep

And play Overwatch.

[knifexwife]

[pennywatchestvandmovies]

[marsapartment]

[justcatposts]

Black cats are the best cats

[darknessblackness]

“Catnip High” by Boris Groh

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Luis Coelho

[fromgreecetoanarchy]

[kulluto-remade-deactivated20201]

trump really rolled back healthcare protections for lgbt people during pride month AND on the day of the 4 year anniversary of the pulse nightclub shooting. i don’t know why i’m even shocked at this point but i still feel physically ill

[kulluto-remade-deactivated20201]

while this is going to affect lgbt people in general because we are now at risk of being charged higher premiums or fees for being lgbt or at risk of being completely denied healthcare for simply existing it’s especially going to affect trans men and trans women. i know there is a lot happening right now but please don’t let this go unnoticed. they are purposely passing these anti-lgbt laws right now because they know with the protests going on it’s an ideal time to do so. it’s an evil, underhanded tactic. don’t let them get away with keeping us in the dark about this.

[littlemisspipebomb]

We all making jokes about Zuko working at the tea shop as firelord, and how humble he is towards his servants. But what if a diplomat from the earth kingdom shows up one day and catches Zuko in a more casual outfit while being ushered through the palace. The diplomat mentions something about how Lee must be very good at making tea if he was sent all the way to the fire nation and asks to be served during the meeting. Not one to turn down an offer Zuko obliges and disappears off into the kitchen. The diplomat sits down at the meeting table, awaiting the arrival of the firelord when his tea arrives. He pours a cup for everyone sat around the table including the firelord. The diplomat inquiries when the firelord will be joining, to which Zuko responds by sitting in the throne at the head of the table.

[sophiewooloo]

YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[zorostan]

diplomat, fearing be punished: I pray to the blue spirit protect me right now

zuko, taking something of under the table: well-

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[h-arleen]

#peak comedy that’s what it is

[breadknight-likes-things]

“First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He’s Lost In New York.”

Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.

[comebackjessica-deactivated2023]

“Nobody has ever left us. Nobody.”

The Firm (1993)

[shelbydevilmentarchive-deactiva]

“Something has survived.” 

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997). 

[twobrokenwyngs]

“If you think you’ll get out alive, you must be dreaming.”

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

…………………………….cool, cool

[tommyplum]

“His whole life was a million-to-one shot.”

Rocky (1976)

[lannister-slings-and-arrows]

“A love that will last forever”

Ghost (1990)

[astrolo-galaxy-deactivated20200]

“Expect the impossible again.”

Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

[audiblesmirk]

“The heat is on!”

Beverly Hills Cop (1985)

[strikecdrcobb]

"Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them." AND "The most incredible thing that ever happened is about to happen to you." AND "Collide with destiny." Titanic 1997

[whitepeopletwitter]

[darkangeldesignstudio]

Me too!!! Fuck those royal assholes!

[merlyn-bane]

People keep asking why Harry and Meghan left as if this didn’t happen, as if Harry didn’t (and still does) blame the press for Diana’s death in the first place, and as if the press hasn’t been racist and nasty toward Meghan since the second it came out that they were together.

“I will not be bullied into playing a game that killed my mum.” That’s what Harry said.

They’ve made it pretty fucking clear I think why they’re leaving and I don’t blame them one bit.

[bambamwolf87]

I’m proud of him for Standing up for her

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[mysteryprof]

I’ve been in hysterics since I woke up bc everyone got googly eyes this year for April Fool’s and THEY EVEN GOT HANZO’S DRAGONS AND I

[lolfactory]

[damnhebig]

When you trying your best but nothing is going right