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rnbwtrout

Hello fish nation, please enjoy some silly gouache fish paintings

#art

potatocrisp

Gettin the good ads again

tangerineannatto

Bugs

#hollow knight

eldritchdemonfox

Get warm with papa

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)

#cats

setulose

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

setulose

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

HUGE NEWS

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

nattousan

#ratatouille

#put one on the other side #drift compatible they can pilot the snake like a jaeger

vakariasdragon

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

#i always read this in a newscaster voice

importantcatpics

keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen

Need one more to unlock the door

#cats

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

lianedegrenade

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

lianedegrenade

split your body wide open for the stock market

spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

spin-the-wheel-polls

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

#foxwolf #kinda cool kinda giving moon moon

massmasher100

War.

rohirric-hunter

I don't blame anyone for not knowing this because it is very unintuitive but you must know that the employees at Home Depot, for the most part, do not know any more about home improvement than you. They were hired off the street, trained on how to operate the cash register and sell credit cards, and then sent out into the wild wild home improvement jungle. Now some of them do know things. It is essential that you understand that this is because 1) they are a bored retiree who used to do this for a living, 2) they are a hobbyist, or 3) they learned it from listening to the customers yap

That doesn't necessarily mean anything about their trustworthiness but like. If you need a surge protector to plug a large appliance into or something........ maybe do your own research

#no literally #i was a cashier at Lowe’s for a little over a year #just because it was easy and paid decently. i didnt know shit about hardware #the amount of people who would come up to me while i was watching self check out #and be like. hey do you know where i can find the jimblo megafucker 3000 with the galvanized steel supports and 18mm rim #clearly expecting me to know the exact product they were talking about and where to find it. and then also tell them information about it #no. no i do not. i’ve never heard those words in that order #or asking me for advice on which size and shape screw or washer they need for whatever theyre doing #best i can do is google bro. which you could also do #so why are you asking me #now if you need help checking out? i can absolutely do that for you step right up #they didnt teach us about the products in training #they taught us bare minimum about how to run the registers and how to give passable customer service #hell they barely taught us where things were in the store #they just gave us a Zebra and we had to look up the location of everything when people asked until we started naturally learning

baoaday

Scritches

#cats #a sweetieeeeee #i think i’m suffering from cat withdrawl #need to get back to the cat cafe #or start volunteering at the humane society where i live now #i miss volunteering at the humane society :(

all-mammal-creechur

Canada Lynx Lynx canadensis

It ranges across Alaska, Canada and northern areas of the contiguous United States, where it predominantly inhabits dense boreal forests. It is a specialist predator and depends heavily on the snowshoe hare (Lepus americanus) for food. Kittens leave the den after about five weeks and begin hunting at between seven and nine months of age.

image by reagananne

#cats #a beautiful baby

silverjirachi

"umm can you tone it down?? there are minors here 😬" ok so 1) minors are not going to be killed if they see one (1) thing that is nsfw. i heard way worse from middle schoolers every single day as a teacher than most things i've seen on tumblr dot com

2) if the minors are distressed by implication sex exists they need to unfollow and better filter their content. if thats too hard for them they need to ask mommy and daddy or the sweet sweet government who's working so hard to protect them to do that for them. idk

silverjirachi

i am 100% serious when i say that if you are a minor and you are frequently distressed by content you see on the internet you need to evaluate your usage and debate if its best for you to even be here. the only way the internet will be completely squeaky clean and safe for you is if the fascism wins.

silverjirachi

before the reading comprehension crowd gets to me this is about public spaces like blogs and tumblr in general. individual blogs that are run by individual people from real life do not have an obligation to label all their content. it's better when they DO, but I as an adult am not going to constantly remember to tag every sexual innuendo or dirty joke i see. neither are fucking gimmick blogs. if you are in a space that is expressly directed to minors (like a private discord server for example) thats obviously different

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