was good homie

girl named Dan who watches lots of shows, luvs stydia and has no consistency of posts

[hiraethade]

[villainquoteoftheday-deactivate]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my whole goddamn life.

[hustlerose]

u ever talk to a business major and ur like “so what do you do?” and they fuckin say something like “i work in aggregate client centric business executive content data management logistics analytics development” like sir none of those words have definitions 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kaijuno]

[mediamattersforamerica]

[kittyknowsthings]

[noriannbraindripshere]

[manakete]

the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…

[fandommember]

He has 2 brothers I believe and it is clearly said in the books that one is to old and the other wouldn’t cause family connections only go so far. 

[meangirls2004]

legendary

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[5luv]

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

[5luv]

you cannot make this shit up

[5luv]

free our girl dorothy

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

you all expect me to take you seriously….talking about “soulmates aren’t just a romantic concept!!!! more platonic soulmates. uwu.”…..and yet REFUSING to stan how to train your dragon (2010)….i cannot fucking imagine

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

no no i’m not done. toothless loses his left right tail flap while fighting a human….hiccup loses his left foot while fighting a dragon. hiccup has a scar on his chin from a dragon….toothless has a scar on his neck from a human. they are both isolated from their kin for different reasons and in the fall out from their individual conflict and pain find one another………their separate species are natural enemies, yet fate brings them together as outsiders in order to live out the friendship of a lifetime and you all SNUB THIS? THE POETICISM OF IT ALL. you ingrates are like “haha bee movie company” so you cannot SEE the GIFT of TENDERNESS that you’ve been GIVEN? good fucking night count your blessings

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[the-greentext-guy]

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[the-jackals]